By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
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AthiestNun 11

Better than having to share a room with her.

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Grootensliven 10

Sounds like she planned it

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tukies 28

Well have fun you're on a cruise. Make sure she knows you are better off than her.

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WhiteCrimson 23

Sounds like you got shafted my friend. She is not worth the effort. Move along. There are many fish in the sea

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baconsdelight701 17

Well at least you can flirt… but so can she.

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JEHughes 13

She is just "breaking up" with you so she can be with other guys. I would put a grand down that she will want to get back together when it's over. Hopefully you're not that dumb though haha. She sounds like a grade A piece of trash.

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daboar 5

Wow how was she able to find another room so fast? I thought everybody on a cruise is usually attached

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fabricatedego 5

I hope you drove to the launch site and can leave her there.

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Inked0803 12

Obviously she wasn't worth the bullshit for don't worry about it karma has a funny way of coming back around

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llnursingll 10

I'll go on a cruise with you!!!! lol jk but have fun on the cruise I've heard many wild stories ;-)

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rich4mysmile 2

cruises are full of fun for single people, you can have a different girlfriend every night! don't get caught up over a ****, there's plenty of fish in the sea and you're at sea.

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