FML : Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and...

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By knicksfan - / Sunday 5 April 2009 05:04 / United States

Intimacy

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By oooh_dear | 0

#84050 - Sunday 5 April 2009 01:40

you need sweet sweet revenge. how close are you to her best friend? ;] just a thought.

By reset_button | 0

#84115 - Sunday 5 April 2009 02:33

Tell her you found holes in your 8 condoms, and are worried that the others had holes in them too

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By oooh_dear | 0

#84050 - Sunday 5 April 2009 01:40

you need sweet sweet revenge. how close are you to her best friend? ;] just a thought.

hamburgerjung | 18

#6218768 - Monday 2 March 2015 08:14

Good riddance I guess ;)

Arestian | 14

#6476832 - Friday 4 December 2015 12:43

you could be an ass a give her back the condoms with holes in them

By Vinatierri | 0

#84051 - Sunday 5 April 2009 01:41

First! OH and uh...that sux bro

By xp0sed | 0

#84057 - Sunday 5 April 2009 01:45

Guess it wasn't a brand new box. haha.

By drybamboo | 0

#84062 - Sunday 5 April 2009 01:51

She could have used them for a vibrator or a dildo. Or, ya know, to make balloons.

herpderpherpderp | 13

#5163554 - Monday 19 November 2012 11:48

of course.

By Ncc_Tardis | 0

#84063 - Sunday 5 April 2009 01:51

use the other 8 on her best friends/sisters/mother

Youdumbidiot | 0

#1023574 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 05:50

Why does everyone think that having sex with one her relitives or friend will make everything better. because guess what... it won't help you one fricken bit.

Youdumbidiot | 0

#1023583 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 05:54

oh ya I forgot. it also shows that your quite imature if you do that

lovemysnubber | 0

#1145121 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 01:26

agreed

subjectdelta2 | 0

#3552718 - Monday 7 November 2011 04:36

Nope it shows u are better off with her close friends/family and how lucky she was to have u then she blew it

By Insert_Wit_Here | 0

#84065 - Sunday 5 April 2009 01:53

That's like, my worst nightmare. Sorry you had to live it out, bro. I agree, go sleep with her best friend.

By vxjazz | 0

#84069 - Sunday 5 April 2009 01:57

#5. Mother??????????????? WTF????????????????????????????

By Nexus357 | 0

#84076 - Sunday 5 April 2009 02:02

I'm with #5, you have 8 condoms to use on people close to her. Take photos though, and mail it to her.

silentspilla | 0

#3861571 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 06:32

lmao

By kwbuzz23wk | 0

#84086 - Sunday 5 April 2009 02:06

#2, your are an epic fail OP - be happy she gave you the 8 back, saving you some money. and i would def try something for revenge

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6493478 - Friday 25 December 2015 09:36

Yes, "your are an epic fail" indeed

By Cookie_kaioo | 0

#84113 - Sunday 5 April 2009 02:31

ROFLMAO! Dude go to her house and give her a sex book like one Eli Y. Dallas 's book (signifying that she needs to know how to perform in bed)... and when she tells you it isn't hers.. tell it would have been had she waited a couple of days.. and she SOOOO needs it! haha..