Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand...

By knicksfan - 05/04/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML

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By hopeless - 08/07/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, whom I have been with for 4 years. I've been in Australia for the last 2 months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2020 22:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML

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By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By Gurior - 04/09/2011 07:01 - Canada

Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

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Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By Andrew - 23/10/2012 19:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate, and I gave her a condom to put on me. She tried to open it with her teeth, but ripped it. That was my only condom. I'm now sitting here watching a soap opera with a boner. FML

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By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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oooh_dear 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 13:40

you need sweet sweet revenge. how close are you to her best friend? ;] just a thought.

reset_button 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 14:33

Tell her you found holes in your 8 condoms, and are worried that the others had holes in them too

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oooh_dear 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 13:40

you need sweet sweet revenge. how close are you to her best friend? ;] just a thought.

hamburgerjung 23

Monday 2 March 2015 8:14

Good riddance I guess ;)

Arestian 14

Friday 4 December 2015 0:43

you could be an ass a give her back the condoms with holes in them

Vinatierri 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 13:41

First! OH and uh...that sux bro

xp0sed 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 13:45

Guess it wasn't a brand new box. haha.

drybamboo 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 13:51

She could have used them for a vibrator or a *****. Or, ya know, to make balloons.

herpderpherpderp 13

Monday 19 November 2012 11:48

of course.

Ncc_Tardis 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 13:51

use the other 8 on her best friends/sisters/mother

Youdumbidiot 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 5:50

Why does everyone think that having sex with one her relitives or friend will make everything better. because guess what... it won't help you one fricken bit.

Youdumbidiot 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 5:54

oh ya I forgot. it also shows that your quite imature if you do that

lovemysnubber 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:26

agreed

subjectdelta2 0

Monday 7 November 2011 4:36

Nope it shows u are better off with her close friends/family and how lucky she was to have u then she blew it

Insert_Wit_Here 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 13:53

That's like, my worst nightmare. Sorry you had to live it out, bro. I agree, go sleep with her best friend.

vxjazz 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 13:57

#5. Mother??????????????? WTF????????????????????????????

Nexus357 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 14:02

I'm with #5, you have 8 condoms to use on people close to her. Take photos though, and mail it to her.

silentspilla 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:32

lmao

kwbuzz23wk 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 14:06

#2, your are an epic fail OP - be happy she gave you the 8 back, saving you some money. and i would def try something for revenge

crudeandrudeguy 29

Friday 25 December 2015 21:36

Yes, "your are an epic fail" indeed

Cookie_kaioo 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 14:31

ROFLMAO! Dude go to her house and give her a sex book like one Eli Y. Dallas 's book (signifying that she needs to know how to perform in bed)... and when she tells you it isn't hers.. tell it would have been had she waited a couple of days.. and she SOOOO needs it! haha..