By knicksfan - 05/04/2009 05:04 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML
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oooh_dear 0

you need sweet sweet revenge. how close are you to her best friend? ;] just a thought.

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reset_button 0

Tell her you found holes in your 8 condoms, and are worried that the others had holes in them too

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reset_button 0

Tell her you found holes in your 8 condoms, and are worried that the others had holes in them too

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iDontFail_xD 0

8/12 remaining condoms. you sure you didnt use them for fun as Sex Ballooonz? Or just sue her for like 10$ =) if thats possible =.=

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randi9090 12

Money really wasn't the point. The missing condoms that he didn't use implied her cheating on him

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Kiquick 0

#11's idea is the best. Or tell her that you been sleeping around with somebody else for a while now and you think you may have Gonorrhea! That'll show her!

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kwbuzz23wk 0

make that 5 straight that agree with #11 being the winner of ideas so far

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AnneFTW 17

She could've taken them out deliberately just to mess with you.. But even if she didn't don't get revenge by sleeping with her friends/family. That's pathetic.

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eschreib 0

yeah #19 beat me to it. could have been just trying to piss you off ...

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