By Anonymous - 28/8/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles
  Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, whom I have been with for 4 years. I've been in Australia for the last 2 months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
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By  jbuckets_404  |  38

You mean EX-boyfriend, right?
Did you remember to poke holes in all of them just before you left (given that flimsy, very obvious excuse of his)?
I bet he claimed too that a "Dingo ate 'em all!"
Apparently, you weren't the only one visiting "Down Under" during those two months.... :-(
Better luck without him, OP! :-)

By  Mungolikecandy  |  18

Perhaps he just had a fancy wank.

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By  jbuckets_404  |  38

You mean EX-boyfriend, right?
Did you remember to poke holes in all of them just before you left (given that flimsy, very obvious excuse of his)?
I bet he claimed too that a "Dingo ate 'em all!"
Apparently, you weren't the only one visiting "Down Under" during those two months.... :-(
Better luck without him, OP! :-)

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  jbuckets_404  |  38

Yea, no. Then he oughta have admitted as such BEFORE reaching the bedroom....
Besides, who lets friends f*ck in their own bed? I sure as hell don't!
But you're right; it DOES look bad ... for a very good reason.

As a wingman, offer 1 or 2 condoms over 2 months? Sure.
But nine-10? "I don't think so, Tim." [Per US TV Show: "Home Improvement"]
Ex-BF is a dumb-*ss anyway for failing to re-fill the box to pre-trip levels, but I'm glad that he got caught. He certainly doesn't deserve OP.

By  Mungolikecandy  |  18

Perhaps he just had a fancy wank.

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  Sady_Ct  |  34

You can’t tell me it seems odd that a guy has 11 wanks in a 60 day period? He probably had a lot more than that.