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That's completely reasonable. I had a girlfriend who's birthday was the same day as Neville Longbottom. Before I knew it, she was coming at me with a sword that she found in a hat and trying to put spells on me. Your ex girlfriend is clearly in the right, OP.

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I want to know who this 'fictional' character is. Could it be Darth Vader? Or possibly Voldemort? Or our worse nightmare, our mother!?

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I say you take a screen cap of this FML. Twenty years from now, when she's clipping out coupons for cheesecake surrounded by cats and notebooks full of fanfiction, you can forward it to her.

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How does having the same b-day as someone especially someone who isn't real effect you? It doesn't.

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I'm pretty sure it's Boo Radley from "To Kill A Mockingbird." Based on his username anyway.

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Anyhow, it's a good idea to get as far as away as possible from a girl like that, before she starts withholding nookie unless you dress up like her favourite character from Kingdom Hearts or Harry Potter.

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Exactly, he should be glad he dodged that bullet early. Otherwise, he may have proposed to her, just to watch her run away with the ring.

That's completely reasonable. I had a girlfriend who's birthday was the same day as Neville Longbottom. Before I knew it, she was coming at me with a sword that she found in a hat and trying to put spells on me. Your ex girlfriend is clearly in the right, OP.

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I just made it 40. Never trust the initial rating, that basically just depends on who gets there first. If some people thumb it down early because they don't get it, it will often be rescued by those who do.

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If OP shared a birthday with Joffrey then I can see it being reasonable. I will hate that actor for all eternity. ASOIAF ftw.

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lol you're hilarious. Clearly all the people that gave your comment a thumbs down don't understand or grasp the concept of sarcasm.

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you state in your profile that you're a grammar nazi. therefore, I'm obliged to correct you, Murrika, it's "whose".

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I don't think it's necessary to correct what is just a typo. I'm sure that he's well aware that "het" is not correct.

By  oj101

It's a good thing your girlfriend doesn't follow astrology either. Seems like she can only take things literally, and cannot interpret things for herself.

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Whats the birthday of Voldemort? Come to think of it I haven't given it much thought before.

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Yeah, I think it was in an interview or HBP. Might have been when Trelawney predicted Harry's birthday to be in mid-winter, when all she was sensing was Voldemort's bit of soul in him. Ah, that was a bit too long. Apologies.

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