By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
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Thats the kind of thing an incel would say…

I think you dodged one there! 'Cuz you can't fix stupid OR crazy....

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bloopaloop 27

Life hack: What a woman says the problem is IS NEVER ACTUALLY THE PROBLEM.

Thats the kind of thing an incel would say…

Ugh, now you won’t be getting the ‘jobs you want.

WeirdUS 29

Did she say you jinxed it or did you do something or something accidently or otherwise?

I think you dodged one there! 'Cuz you can't fix stupid OR crazy....

Seems like another case of "Be glad you got rid of the nutcase."... inspired you actually did something, of course.

Was she trying to be an ‘exotic dancer’?