By sarahijklmnop - 15/11/2012 01:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I started at my first job. Within the first five minutes of arriving, I was followed around by a white guy who repeatedly sang to me, "Black people love making music" along with a few of his own songs. It resulted in me getting fired for bringing my "boyfriend" to work. I didn't even know him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 065
You deserved it 2 009

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Free boyfriend! And you don't even need an iPod anymore!

Maybe it's for the best, if your boss is like that. How can a boss just assume they know something like that? Ugh sorry OP good luck finding another job

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Maybe it's for the best, if your boss is like that. How can a boss just assume they know something like that? Ugh sorry OP good luck finding another job

What's so wrong about bringing your boyfriend to work?

I meant if the boss is willing to just make a decision without knowing. How else would they screw OP in the future?

One, they could easily distract you from the work you're supposed to do. Two, depending on where you work, it could also be a liability issue. What if the boyfriend gets hurt? Employees are usually covered by some sort of insurance. Tag-alongs, however, are not.

Meh, edit time ran out. I was gonna add to my comment. The only way it's ever okay for you to bring somebody to work with you is if you talked to your boss about it and if they don't distract you. If, for some reason, I ever have to bring someone into work with me, I'll tell them to wait at McDonald's (I work at Walmart) or at least stay out of my work area. That kind of stuff is okay. Other than that, it's a big no no.

I agree, 15

Free boyfriend! And you don't even need an iPod anymore!

Introducing the iPod Human by nigahiga.

Kick it high like nigahiga fly in the sky!

This is kind of hilarious. Sorry about your job, though. Also, what's a wigger?

You can't tell what a wigger is by the way it sounds?

3, get ready for it...... You ready? What about now? A WHITE N!GGER

Someone who makes wigs?

3 - It is a slang used for white people, trying to act black. You know "white nigger"=wigger .. Also: Seriously. Google it next time

you should be able to explain to your Boss. And by the way nice use of the word "wigger".

I didn't find on the internet a translation for wigger. Can someone explain it to me?

White+nigger It's a white person acting 'black'. Essentially just acting like all of the negative stereotypes: sagging pants, sideways baseball cap, thinks they're "gangsta", etc

Racist af though.

Wtf is a wigger?

I don't care if you are white, black, latino, asian or from the moon. "wigger" is not okay. Saying that a white person in acting like a "nigger" is extremely disrespectful and degrading to black people considering it is almost always linked to inappropriate and low-class behavior. They aren't acting "black" they are acting stupid! To use the two as if they mean the same thing is disgusting and rude, and yes, i am black... I am also i teenager and hear this type of thing in school every day. It's really upsetting.

Should've given that wigger an uppercut for harassing you at work. That ought to stop his nonsense.

Well that sucks. Your boss should of asked you who he was instead of jumping to conclusions. Hope you find another job soon.

a wigger is a white nigger. @ melthegreat

I meant the other person

I'm never sure how some posters somehow don't ever have any chance to explain themselves in fmls like this, it's like OPs job just fires people on the spot for being followed by customers and OP had 0 say or time to explain the matter I just don't believe it sometimes...

Be careful, the FML team doesn't like it when people imply that it might be fake. To them, nobody lies on the Internet, and to say otherwise is blasphemous. You don't want the Ministry of Truth stealing you away in the middle of the night, so you might want to mention how much you love Big Bro...errr, I mean FML

That's cold as "Ice Ice, baby"!

With a boss like it sounds like you'd be constantly 'Under Pressure' from him. 'Don't Worry, Be Happy': you saved yourself from a shit boss.

33- Those aren't songs a "wigger" would stereotypically sing, Vanilla Ice is however. lol

You should have Informer(ed) him that you had Snow idea who the wigger was

"A licky Boom Boom Down" ***I learnt that Snow first watched himself in that video while he was in prison. :P