By B-Rad - 15/11/2012 05:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
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MURIKKA 11

That's completely reasonable. I had a girlfriend who's birthday was the same day as Neville Longbottom. Before I knew it, she was coming at me with a sword that she found in a hat and trying to put spells on me. Your ex girlfriend is clearly in the right, OP.

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robc32ca 4

You are better off getting out now

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kiroarous 9

U need someone smarter anyways!

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rougeter 2

There seem to be a trend of people either dating complete idiots or douchebags that think they can get away with cheating even caught right handed. Your better off OP

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emchocolat_fml 25

Do you mean red-handed ? :) Nice one, I like it.

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little_one 20

Makes perfect sense. You must be a scheming bastard like the character I mean every person born on that day is pure evil. It's practically common knowledge.

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RedFox12 7

Is your birthday December 31st, by any chance?

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Aregonde 15

Sounds like your ex-girlfriend is too young to be dating, anyway.

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ShioriTsumi 13

*sighs* I'm sorry, OP. Sharing a birthday with someone, fictional or not, doesn't make you anything like them. I mean, I apparently share a birthday with Hitler. Doesn't mean anything. It's too bad she can't see that.

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brand0n93 5

I didn't know fictional characters had birthdays

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My3sons 3

Can you say "fruit cake"? She has too much time on her hands and your better off!

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