Dad jokes

By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 17:56 - Philippines - Dasmarinas

Today, it's my last day before I get my colonoscopy. I've been on a strict chicken broth and jello diet in preparation. My dad thought it would be hilarious to drag me out to one of the best restaurants in town just so I could watch everyone else eat their delicious meals. FML
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lionheart822 13

Just order everything on the menu. They can't force you to eat it and its sweet revenge.

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ghostanimal 8

Wow. My dad's done that to me before. You can always go after your colonoscopy. :)

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ghostanimal 8

Wow. My dad's done that to me before. You can always go after your colonoscopy. :)

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michaelaranda 28

If its the best restaurant in town, its probably pretty expensive...

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OneGirlTwoCups 13

Filipino dads can be pretty crazy- (assuming OPs dad is Filipino) I know from experience since I have Filipino parents and they probably wouldn't even let OP order anything because of the colonoscopy. Crap meant that as a reply for #2 sorry

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\ 28

Asshole dad strikes again.

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lionheart822 13

Just order everything on the menu. They can't force you to eat it and its sweet revenge.

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SarMarJo 17

I second this. I was in my 24 hour "no solids" gap before surgery (on my birthday) and my family took me out to eat just to "be funny". So, I ordered the most expensive things I could find that I knew my family wouldn't eat ;)

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niallo 23

Order what you want and bag it. Have it the next day after your colonoscopy. Thanks Dad.

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jmcr 27

Order the most expensive things on the menu then if hes paying

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Snowkeys 11

I think you missed most of the fml. He can only eat jello and chicken broth.

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Ziggyboo 10

27, he means as revenge for what dad did. He won't eat it, but his dad will still have to buy it.

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Snowkeys 11

The dad would obviously catch on when op started ordering high priced dishes and wouldn't let it happen. That's why I misinterpreted the comment.

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Pauschinator 22

He just wanted to have a family dinner before your colonoscopy.

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\ 28

Because it was THAT hard for him to be considerate and have a more modest dinner.

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Lucky7112 4

Why would he bring the guy who can't eat anything in the place

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kpc2424 13

Time to slip your dad some milk of magnesia

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slooby_fml 25

Get something to go and eat it when you can

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Jjimen1654 9

So order take out and eat it tomorrow after the proccedure. Problem solved.

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brainymes 30

Order and eat as much as you can, and do your colonoscopy later. That'll show him.

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girlrome 19

It's just a matter of one or two days more, right? Sorry OP, but suck it up.

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olpally 32

What a dick. Order the most expensive things on the menu now. Oops, other people beat me to saying this^ FML. Shit. Just walk out of the restaurant.

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