fmbadluck
Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Drive
Today, I set a new record: two fender benders in less than 10 minutes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fiat850
Messy
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
spongebob squarepants
Magic moment
Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML
Pokerking98
United States
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
Unlucky gal
Today, I broke my mug, windshield wiper, shower curtain, and foot, all in six hours. FML
Yougotmail
The Brian Harvey
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Anonymous
Crawfordville, United States
Special moment
Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML
Rebecca
Canada
Driving school dropout
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
iswearicandrive
United States
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Mark
United States
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Anonymous
Nashville, United States
Road safety
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
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Gigi Hill 6
It’s a good thing you only have two bumpers!
spinspinsugar 12
there's a lot of detail and back story we don't know....
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Comments (5)
Chazzster 32
One wreck in a day is an accident. Two means you are either a terrible driver or drunk or otherwise impaired.
spinspinsugar 12
there's a lot of detail and back story we don't know....
Gigi Hill 6
It’s a good thing you only have two bumpers!
Grizz8831 14
it really leans towards YDI without any other details... I know a coworker who had his car hit 3 times in under 2 hours, once at work, once on his way home and the while parked at home... but I know way more people causing multiple accidents than being on the receiving end of them.
Jonkbaby 23
Sounds like you need to clear your mind