Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange. This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months. FML
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Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
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mike3775 36
Well take it as a sign that she was not the one for you, if that is enough reason to be dumped
pheebs314 17
I'm thinking she was looking for an excuse to dump you, OP.
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Comments (111)
MeLikeBigBoom 8
She prefers more of a peachy color doesn't she?
zombieslayer83 19
I hear pink's the new black.
MissMollie_85 12
it's SALMON!
zombieslayer83 19
#39, LMMFAO! SO true.
daniel_dd31 13
So what Colours are appropriate?
supersmeg12345 10
Unless she's a catholic. We don't like the orange order
panda_lou 11
If you honestly believe that's why she split you're oblivious to what's going on. And why orange? Wtf did orange ever do to anybody? It's already lonely and it can't rhyme with anything else. Leave orange alone!
pheebs314 17
The word 'sporange' rhymes with 'orange.' It's the botanical term for an organism that produces spores... Like fungi or some algae.
marxsoul55 9
"Door Hinge" rhymes with orange
Llama_Face89 33
49- holy crap you're not ******* with us! That sounded so ridiculous that I had to go and look it up. But it checks out. I apologize for my lack of faith.
pheebs314 17
It's okay. I would have checked it too! :)
panda_lou 11
Awe! Orange has a friend!
toaster012 17
That's definitely an excuse..
shutupAnderson 7
Now you can find a girlfriend that is non color specific (and not a total bitch)
karatekid97 17
Who the hell doesn't like orange??
ChristinaAAR 14
A bunch of people.
doodlecloud 26
*raises hand* My first thought was 'that's hilarious but completely out of order' but it was very quickly replaced with 'but I do really hate orange...'
Barhinder 9
Orange you glad that your done with someone like her.
stewpididiot 11
She's obviously not a SF Giants fan. You're better off without the dumb ho !!
Lunasis 14
if she's that much of an idiot, you're much better off