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Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
It was a test and you failed. When she tried to force changes on you, you were supposed to stand up for yourself and refuse. She tested your spine and yours was just too rubbery.
She did not force you to change anything. You have free will.