Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange. This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
Well take it as a sign that she was not the one for you, if that is enough reason to be dumped
pheebs314 17
I'm thinking she was looking for an excuse to dump you, OP.
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Comments (111)
Shadowvoid 33
Orange you glad you can now leave her?
Llama_Face89 34
Someone beat you to that joke. Pretty sure she was the one leaving OP too.
Feverrotes 15
People who judge others based on the color of attire are pathetic, plain and simple. I hate how it seems impossible to wear purple in the States now without some loser assuming you're a homosexual.
pheebs314 17
What state do you live in? That's not the case in Oregon :D Or any other states I've been in...
grtfuldeadlovr 27
What if he was a hunter? I guess she wants him to get shot in the woods.
dancingprancer 6
Whether she was just using that as an excuse to dump you , or she really is that shallow, she doesn't sound like a good girlfriend. Sorry OP :(
crazytwinsmom 25
She must hate Halloween.
IIFenix 3
Dude don't you know....that's woman code for "you have a small penis"
Honeybeezzz 7
Kinda funny, 'cause he's probably from Asia.
Fellsnows 5
It's not a shirt colour I'll give her that much
SweetasCandy0609 28
she was just using it as an excuse it wouldn't of mattered if it was green, blue, yellow etc.
buddy51 23
Orange you sorry you had such a tart fruit for an girlfriend, OP? She may have seemed a-pealing but she was rotten to the core. Move on, pick someone who's not such a bitter lemon!
Radoh 3
Clearly just fishing for some reason to get rid of you.