Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange. This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months. FML
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Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
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mike3775 36
Well take it as a sign that she was not the one for you, if that is enough reason to be dumped
pheebs314 17
I'm thinking she was looking for an excuse to dump you, OP.
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Comments (111)
jewelz1012 11
Is she an Alabama fan?? And hates the university of tn in Knoxville
taintedtruffle 42
In Hong Kong :P I doubt it
hewro_failure 11
Clearly, she is making up excuses and you need to figure out what you actually did wrong.
CreepInTheCorner 11
She seems like an ignorant snot. Orange you glad that's over?
rawr_ily96 24
I don't understand people like this. Seriously, I don't mind orange. The only way I don't like it or any other bright color is when someone wears ONLY that color. I mean pants and everything.
AceofSp8s 7
She sounds like a shallow bitch
DaRito 25
(Sarcasm) YDI for wearing orange, OP, you should know what's acceptable and what isn't.