By vat - 25/02/2013 08:33 - Hong Kong

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange. This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months. FML
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mike3775 35

Well take it as a sign that she was not the one for you, if that is enough reason to be dumped

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pheebs314 17

I'm thinking she was looking for an excuse to dump you, OP.

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mike3775 35

Well take it as a sign that she was not the one for you, if that is enough reason to be dumped

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Smokingweenies 3

Orange you glad she broke up with you? Sorry OP!

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HKCgrimmjow 15

She could have some major psychological issues, or maybe she had damaged her occipital lobe in such a way that orange just looks like a crime on color, I am personally offended because orange is a great color... I can't even think of an orange food that doesn't taste good!

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DaniPandi 22

FML needs a "You're better off this way" button.

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ComoEsJuan 24

Maybe you should peel back the layers of this fruitless lie!

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dca101 23

learn to understand sarcasm

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Perhaps he's annoyed because you had second spot on an FML and it got wasted on a less than original "seems legit".

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Freethaawave 19

Cause, you know, being first comment is such an honor!! -___-

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Kingbreezy04 10

Maybe she was hit with an orange in the face before and seeing orange brings up repressed memories.

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pheebs314 17

I'm thinking she was looking for an excuse to dump you, OP.

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ColdplaySucks 18

Why not just say it's not working out? But then again I've never dated in the past so I know little of this topic altogether...

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pheebs314 17

From my experience, people want a reason... It's easier to make something up than just say you haven't got one. Not that I'm condoning it, mind you, but it happens. I had someone break up with me because I "hadn't been to Tennessee."

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wlddog 14

You are most likely right 2. Unless,,, the next boyfriend wears orange and gets dumped too. Then the girlfriend just needs mental help

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Pleonasm 35

It just doesn't make any sense. Wearing orange is not a character trait, and it doesnt have any bad connotations that I know of, and it's not even permanent since he can take the shirt off straight away. Maybe she got assaulted by a mandarin orange in her traumatic chuldhood.

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Pleonasm 35

*Childhood. Chuldhood is pretty funny though

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shutupAnderson 7

I don't know, lately oranges have had a tendency to be annoying.

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peachesncreem 21

You're all being apples.

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etchsanity1 11

Traumatic experience with a prison chain gang...

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Maybe she's a sports fan and her favorite hockey team is the Rangers or Penguins. Orange is very offensive to them...

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Blacksabbath211 9

HEY APPLE! (Please let someone understand the reference...)

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sourgirl101 28

"Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again?" (How Annoying! :P) ***Talking about sport's fan: Try living in Miami where we have the Miami Dolphins, Miami Hurricanes and being married to a Home Depot manager whom accessorizes everything with orange running shoes. :P plus we gotta support our delicious Florida Orange Juice! (:

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LarryLaDouche 13

I ******* love orange juice and Home Depot.

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stevenJB 25

Yea anytime I wear anything other than black or grey people tend to look twice to make sure that's me. Lol. Too many metal shirts ^w^ m/ S I suppose I can relate a little

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stevenJB 25

Whatcha talkin' about? Lol

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AngelSpit 18

I once wore pink for a family picture to match my kids and my mother in law almost fainted

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stevenJB 25

I woke up one morning and put on a turquoise shirt, walked into the living room and made my brother jump because he thought I was a stranger who got into the house. Lol

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HowieDoIt 21

Orange you glad that ended before you were in too deep?

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lambda_fml 40

Wll I hope he was in deep a couple of times atleast ;-)

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Ukeee_X 19

That's a poor excuse, sorry to say this... But she must have been looking for a way out. That's shit, I hope you find a better woman!

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eericcartman 5

What a lame excuse. 'It's not you, it's me' would have worked out better.

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nikhilambhorkar 24

Probably because you gave her the 'blues'.

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DanielleinDC 33

That sounds like a truly lame excuse for why she really broke up with you. There has to be something else, and she used that as a face-saving excuse. But if she truly does hate the idea of dating a guy who wears orange, I hope for her sake that she doesn't fall in love with a Florida Gators fan.

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