Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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stunty_fml 0
You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.
aerials_fml 0
Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.
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Comments (165)
badabing94 0
I broke up with my girlfriend because I had to help my grandpa mow his lawn after his surgery, and couldn't talk for two days. she said we were drifting apart.... WTF
kelseyx66 0
poor kid. next time, tell people where your going, ahead of time!
studentwoes 2
If I didn't hear from my boyfriend for a number of days I'd be pretty upset. If your grandfather lives in a remote location with no cell service one would assume that it takes some time to drive there. You couldn't have called or texted her along the way to give her a heads up? Granted, I wouldn't assume you were making excuses or call you a lying bastard. But I would be a bit upset. ALSO, where in this post does it say the GF dumped him, or that he dumped her? For all we know this was just a fight and they are still together.
RESTAREA 0
Um... the very first sentence? "Today my girlfriend BROKE UP WITH ME..."
ElMundio87 0
bipolaradhdfml 0
A bitch like that? Why were you going out with her in the first place?
Disabled09 0
Sorry about your grandpa:( #9 is a hoebag like your bitch ass girlfriend!
feelingblue 0
i say you should of told her that you were gonna go there!:)) but well good job coz she cant believe in you anyways
ASpocksky 0
A girl like that you just have to leave. If she is so insecure about that then obviously she has more issues than you would even want to deal with.
flinkpamingo 0
Honey, if she doesn't trust you now with proof, it won't get any better. You might want to consider dating someone who isn't so immature and insecure. You can't fix that, only she can. If you stick with her, it will only get worse. Been there and done that and got the T-shirt.
darkmis1 18
Just ignore that dumbass bitch-you're way better off without her. And as for all the questions about "why didnt you tell her before you left?" I think he was a little too worried about his dying grandfather.
ZBrandon 0
**** her. You deserve better. FYL