Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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stunty_fml 0
You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.
aerials_fml 0
Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.
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Comments (165)
kdodoubleg 0
While you should dump her ass for not believing you - learn a lesson and find a way to call when you're unreachable after 24hrs... people can really get worried when loved ones disappear without a word for more than a day!
FalconWhitaker 20
Damn, what a ******* bitch. Hon, you're well rid of her - try to find somebody more understanding next time. Good luck.
famo5 5
god this is so depressing... i can just imagine it 1 week later: Girl: Hey, what's with [insert ex-boyfriends name here] lately?? Friend: He's mentally depressed. Girl: Why? because i left him? Friend: No, his Grandad died last week. Girl: .... oh. oh. shit.
FoundManyLemons 0
If not calling is enough reason for her to break up with you, you're better off.
hjjl 0
I agree, If my boyfriend didn't call me for a few days I would be concerned not angry. I would be worried about him never even think about breaking up with him.
Yatta_fml 0
Just as well if she's that much of a bitch; she probably just wanted an excuse to breakup with you and was such a bitch that you not calling her for a few days is all it would take. This isn't a YDI, it's a TG - thank god!
kimshoo 0
what a bitch, but your gramps didn't have a landline?
wingedeggplant 0
Wow it's horrible she didn't believe you... but if you look at it from a girls perspective she was probably freaking out she couldn't reach you... and really if you cared for her (or were semi serious bout her at least) you should have cared enough to let her know you were going up to see your grandfather, or call from a land line, something. You really should communicate with your girlfriend if you are going to be gone a few days, it's rude and inconsiderate (even in tough times like yours) not to. I know I would be super worried if my bf did that to me. But she did go a little far calling you a liar.....that was rude...
boredboisereside_fml 0
She sounds like a clingy beotch anyways.
guinness_fml 0
Give a quick heads-up and you'll avoid problems like this Still, whole situation really sucks. Sorry man.
livingdeath 0
He didn't have time to give a heads up, his gramps was ******* kickin it!