Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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stunty_fml 0
You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.
aerials_fml 0
Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.
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Comments (165)
livingdeath 0
A heads up? Seriously?! His gramps was ******* kicking it!!
coolcreep 0
Ok so first off she is so much of an attention ***** that she breaks up with you for not contacting her for a few days, and secondly she has no trust for you at all, and thirdly she is willing to yell and call you a bastard right after telling her you were with a dying relative...this is a bless your life for getting out of a relationship with a succubus bitch.
dramakat11 0
Um as soon as you found out you would be going to your grandpa's place you should have told her. You were about to suffer a death in the family and you didn't even want to talk to your significant other about it or tell her you were going out of town? That's ****** up. It's beyond ****** up that she doesn't believe you but I totally agree that you should've given her a heads-up. It's harder to believe someone if they didn't give you advance notice.
eli_guerra 0
******* bitch (his ex). R.I.P grandpa.
christopherlove 0
A woman reacted irrationally. I'll alert the media...
open_book 0
if a woman ever reacts rationally, alert me. I want to find her and give her a cookie.
intotheblue 0
Sounds like she did you a favor by breaking up with you. Sorry to hear about your grandpa. I agree with what some others said, you should send her a funeral invite. Not that it matters as far as getting her back - why would you WANT her back - but just to show her she shouldn't be such a paranoid bitch to people.
IceCreamMage 17
Over the top much? I know my girlie gets lonely if I don't call or we have no contact for a long time and I miss her too, but we both understand we have these kinda things. You're better off without her dewd.
Honda288 2
I'm sorry dude but you don't need a heartless harpy like that haha
ccarloss 0
that sucks
the_mailman 0
honey, where are you going? oh, uhhhhhh, i have to go to the grocery store for the whole weekend, because i'm too much of a pussy to tell you that my grandpa is dying, because i might cry, and then i'm less manly, but I'M A MAN GODDAMMIT. now WHERE'S MY BOURBON? (smack)