Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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stunty_fml 0
You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.
aerials_fml 0
Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.
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Comments (165)
foxegrandpa 0
something similar happened to me but it wasnt my grandpa. its was video games
spillproof 0
well I guess it's a good thing she is not your problem anymore.
aduck 0
Even if the OP could have contact her is it really right for her to assume he's lying about the whole thing? She didn't break up with him just because he didn't call, but because she thought he'd be as cheap as to make up a death to get out of the fact!
crazycracker37 0
please tell me you kicked that bitch to the curb.
nibas 0
How the **** is this an FML. Why would you want a bitch gf with no sympathy? You should be thanking yourself she came out as a total retard, you noticed it, and you're happy you're not the one that needs to break up with her. You know what the real FML story is here? - If you're sad she dumped you.
pernicious_pink 12
Whoa...somebody that clingy/needy and distrustful isn't worth. Say good riddance and move on!
MrIrish20 1
What a bitch, you're better off my friend, find another.
ronbprod 0
In todays date still TELEGRAMS do work.. .
xFenix81x 0
And that is when you punch her in the mouth.
lovesucksxxx 0
Pretty bad girlfriend if she can't stand you not calling her for a few days or believe what you tell her.