Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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Top comments
stunty_fml 0
You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.
aerials_fml 0
Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.
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Comments (165)
ritzy05 1
you deserve.... BETTER! sorry to hear about your grandpa and DON'T sit there and apologize to this girl, she si NOT worth it!
aback 5
You dodged a bullet. Crazy bitch would only have gotten worse if you'd married her.
Essentials 0
dumb ******* bitches. forget about her.
marz88 0
To quote someone else who once commented on this site..."you need to go native Indian on her ass and join the Slapahoe tribe"
philosopher 0
Native Indian.... LOL, wow. XD
galad2003 0
Now you know she is a selfish bitch and you can move
Mulada 0
Girls like her make women look bad. You deserve better then that clingy bitch who can't go a few days without hearing your voice. And I'm terribly sorry for your loss.
jonnymohio 2
Count your blessings. You were able to spend time with your grandfather right before he died, and you got rid of a beeyatch before the relationship progressed. Saved yourself from becoming a whipped husband.
seanooi 1
**** that bitch and all of you who thinks he deserves it.
realggirl 0
If she's gonna break up with you because you don't call for a few days, it's for the best.
badboy850 0
Sounds to me like this is fake and from royal pains