Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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Top comments
stunty_fml 0
You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.
aerials_fml 0
Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.
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Comments (165)
sadistmonkey 19
You probably should've let her know before you left but then again, dumping you is pretty extreme.
Kayan_Phoenix 0
couldn't u have called her from a Land Line??
swodah 0
One must have companion that trusts you even if you don't talk or see for a week or even a month. If one "needs" to talk every day to keep the spark and trust it won't work on long term...
deja54 0
ha Three days? She can't go three days? Good riddance.
bob1124 0
YDI. You sound like a good guy. Good guys deserve better girlfriends than that sort of bitch.
shananigans 0
I'm a little curious about why you didn't say something to your girlfriend BEFORE you got to your grandfather's bedside- If my grandfather was dying my boyfriend would probably be the first person I'd call, especially if I knew he wasn't going to be able to reach me for a few days- but still FYL cuz she sounds like a bitch with trust issues. You can do better.
karrdesw 0
Why do people go "FML" after incidents like this? It's the perfect chance to dump a crazy girlfriend. I don't want to date some crazy paranoid bitch... do you, OP?
vanaathiel 13
Well she was overreacting, but #88 has a good point, why didn't you let her know you'd be gone for a few days? Sounds like you just up and disappear a bit, and she'd had enough.
newbzoors 0
No real person spends every second of everyday thinking about the person they are going out with. Someone already said "Maybe he was going to call her when he got there but didnt expect to not have service." Also I love how you act like his grandfather isnt worth shit. When you first find out your grandfather is dieing, and the first thing you think is "I HAVE TO TELL MY GIRLFRIEND" you are a terrible person.
Roberto_66 0
It does sound kind of sketchy at least.