Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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stunty_fml 0
You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.
aerials_fml 0
Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.
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sunshine_9808 0
you probably were lying. i don't blame her, and YDI for not letting her know before you went what you were going to be doing. there is no point being in a relationship if you cant communicate and talk every day, and if you cant handle that, you shouldnt be with her. you could have called her before you went to see your grandfather. asshole
liivelaughlovee 0
Whatta bitch. You should be glad you're not with that psycho.
Nuklear 0
This is why I look for girls who don't want the guy to talk to her everyday.
Uconnrunner 0
I had an ex like that too. I would hang out with her all day, had to lull her to sleep (I was 16 in high) and then I would have to drive home. She also requested that I called her when I got home from the 5 minute drive. When I did, she got angry that I woke her, and when I didn't, she would call me crying in the middle of the night. this was every day. even school nights.
fyourlife33 0
you didnt tell her before you went?
gorbagil 0
Get ur fkin parents bastard
jaybirdka 0
What a needy whiny ****...go **** her sister...
cefarix 5
How is this an FML? Your girlfriend revealed her true colors to you, thereby saving you a lot of future pain and misery. I'd say this is a good thing.
chocoLIFE_fml 2
she don't deserve you
open_book 0
I'm really sorry about your grandfather, but YDI for not telling her you were going there before you left