Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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stunty_fml 0
You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.
aerials_fml 0
Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.
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Comments (165)
ChrmnMa0 0
Yeah. Screw her.
Loony_fml 4
That's what I thought. If she was so important in his life, he could've taken a few seconds to call her and let her know what happened...
KyriKryptonite 0
You're better off without her. Relationships are built on trust, shes obviously not mature/secure enough for that. Sorry about your grandfather.
plexico 4
Look, I'm sorry about your grandfather. Frankly, he is part of your past, your girlfriend is your future. She could be the mother of your children. Not to mention the giver of many ********. You should beg her on bended knee for forgiveness and promise you will never again neglect her like you just did. And, shame on you for ******* the vilalge idiot.
Randomoscity 0
Honestly i see what your trying to say but remember; its because of the grandpa that we all bother to exist. none can thrive in the future if we don't learn from the past events in our lives.
kiit23 0
If you had told her first, it wouldn't have been an issue. You deserve it.
regalarius 0
If she's that needy, AND has that little trust for you, you're better off.
nuutsacker 0
u should urinate on her! first, make her eat ur shit. then make her shit out ur shit. then make her eat her shit which is made up of ur shit that u made her eat! she is a cum splatter on the face of society
taelorkell 0
Idk man. I mean she shouldn't have dumped you for visiting your dying grandpa. Buttttt..you also should have informed her before you left to see him. You both deserve what you got.
thinecowgoesmoo 0
She was totally looking for a way to break up with you and used this as an excuse.
RunZoneFive 0
You don't need her.