Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
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Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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DynamicDave 11
Sounds made up. She was prolly looking for a reason and couldn't think of anything
cynima 0
Edward Cullen, I see.
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Comments (204)
BikerMike 0
She is a ****** up ****, let someone else deal with her stupidity.
andrewms 0
what she means is that even though things between the two of you are amazing and would probably evolve in to something spectacular - the idea she has with spending the rest of her life with you isn't matching up with how she depicted living her life at this moment... it's not that she doesn't care about you, it's just that she doesn't want to skip out on things she wants to do in life before finding "true love".
kida510 0
This is exactly how my last relationship ended...******* ****
scythefwd 0
NOT why she broke up with you. She is trying to make you feel better. There is an alternative reason. I'd bet on it. Still FYL, but you just got lied to. Bet she finds her "next" boyfriend really quick for just having lost the best boyfriend ever. Might even be someone who you thought was just a friend while you were dating.
nonconscious 0
She's cheating on you.
BurpusMe 0
Bingo.
tasker_fml 4
yup. thats what happened to me...
jngurley01 0
HA my last boyfriend broke up wit me cause he said "he loves me to much" BULLSHIT!
badbunny 0
YDI for not being a shitty boyfriend........wait...that's wrong...
l0st4lif3 0
goes to prove women want to be treated like shit. shoulda made her make you a sandwhich
borabora1991 0
as a woman, i just want to say that i like to be treated well and with respect. but i do agree with you that a lot of women want crappy boyfriends so they can feel better about themselves, and when they get in a relationship with a "perfect boyfriend" then they feel unworthy. my boyfriend is fantastic and ive often felt that i dont deserve to date him but then i remind myself that ill never find another one like him. :) some girls are just so quick to let the good ones go.
Antivirus_fml 0
Slap her & beat her & f*ck her, then maybe she'll want you back. :D
mind_geek 15
In the recessed words of A Pimp Named Slickback, " You gotta keep your bitch in line, and a nice backhand always does the trick."
Hoofin 0
Heh, sounds like what happened to me. My girlfriend dumped me for being too nice, and "was too good for her." You might be better off without her. Hope you get over her fast. FYL