By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when an ER doctor commented positively on the clarity of my urine sample. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 740
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Same thing different taste

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Quality urine samples are something to be proud of.

well I would be pretty PISSED


Quality urine samples are something to be proud of.

hahafylop 4

Yes, they prove you are leading a healthy lifestyle. Unless they are dark.

DarthCory 7

So, what you're saying is that you quite literally piss excellence?

Trisha_aus 15

Exactly, Op you should be happy..kidney stones aren't a pleasant experience. Hurray for healthy piss!

How did you manage to be "first" on both FML's!?

49- How do I manage not attacking you an feeding you to my dog after seeing that there are people like you that only care about getting first comment!

Congratulation Buck. Wheaties are proudly sponsored by the 2012 Olympic association.

5 - actually they just mean you're hydrated. You could be totally unhealthy and drink a bunch of water and have nice, clear piss.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Take the compliment, you'd be surprised what doctors see every day on the job…

hahafylop 4

Well, yes. I suppose I could've clarified.

Well, then surround yourself with better people, that appreciate everything about you!! :))

Or maybe op just doesnt have anyone to compliment him or her.

Sounds to me like he's just got a piss poor personality.

If you want compliments for things, earn them. Its your job to impress people if you want them to talk your shit up. I don't even know how many compliments I've had this year, because I don't really care... was 0 :(

well I would be pretty PISSED

alohalili 0

l / you made me laugh:) hahahaha

of the year?? oh... maybe OP needs to get some nice friends..

Hopefully it's new years day wherever OP lives..

91- maybe OP lives in a secret territory of the USA that no one knows about that is in the middle of china. So when you get a shirt that says made in china, it means u.s. So isn't chinese new years like sometime near now?

Huzzah! You drink plenty of water, yes? Is good! Be happy! Oh wait... No other complements for year? Is sad for you. ... Why am I talking like this? I've been watching too much Borat.

I know that was suppose to be a rhetorical question but I can't help myself.. if you don't know, chances are nobody else does either. PS if you hadnt put that question at the end I definitely would have thumbed up... but you left me no choice

whoops, didn't see the last line.. :( enjoy thumbing down

I got it before you confirmed you were going for Borat. nice job! I enjoyed it

The comment also reminded me of the katamari series. Of course my doc has me doped up on meds so I'm making really weird connections.

I read this in a squeaky voice like you demanded. Your welcome.

You make fun reply... I suggest you keep up the funny wordsmithing.

Got to be good at something !!! May as well be pissin!

Better than an insult though! Look at the bright side, your urine is commendable.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

At least he didn't complain about your aim haha.

Damn it! *you're. My phone changed it to your because I use that on more often.

Trisha_aus 15

OMG again!? I'm about to throw this phone out the window. I wish keyboards made out of buttons instead of touch screen were more common.

tony1891 22

well congratulations on that. at least you don't have kidney problems.

siickman 7

Okay i dont know for a fact... But i am 80% sure you cannot piss blood :x

DarthCory 7

Been there done that. Not the most beautiful sight

siickman 7

Okay sorry. Idk shit about pissing blood :P

Trisha_aus 15

I don't know if this counts.. but when you're on your period and bloody piss comes out..No? Ah all right. Cheers

raraisbang 12

30 - Was it necessary to go there? That blood comes from the ****** and mixes with the urine, by the way. You're not actually pissing blood.

It is very possible to have blood in your urine. Otherwise the term "haematuria" wouldn't exist. The blood can come from any part of the urinary system - from the kidney to the urethra. Even a drop of blood can make the urine look bloody. It drives me bat-shit crazy when people who don't know anything about medicine make ignorant statements regarding medicine.

#36 Yes, we know that, but it can sure muck up a urine sample.

raraisbang 12

I had bloody urine when I had a kidney infection. It was gross looking D:

Epikouros 31

I had bloody urine the day after I passed a gallstone. Which made me question everything I'd learned about human anatomy. But it was an unlucky coincidence.

Trisha_aus 15

36- yes, I'm a female, I'm very much aware of that, I just didn't want to use the whole "mixing" part..probably should have put it in other words, but when it mixes with it, your urine comes out...technically...bloody.

But, did you know your menstruation only contains a very small amount of blood? Neither did I, until a few weeks ago.

raraisbang 12

Mine actually contains quite a bit, but that's due to being slightly anemic. My sister has it worse, though. She had to have a few blood transfusions because she almost bled to death from her period. On a happier note... Anyone want cookies? ;D