Rubbing it in

By do - 31/03/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my friend told me how he had to block another girl that he knew because she was trying too hard to get in his pants again, and it was starting to annoy him. I wish I could sympathize but I haven’t physically touched a girl in two years, and every girl I’ve tried to talk to has ghosted me. FML
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Billsonhamsen 17

I think you need a new friend bro. Someone who is at least slightly worse than you to make it easier to pick up girls.

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tiptoppc 19

I used to think that, then I got hit on by one in front of my wife. Not that I would want the girl that hit on me, but I’ve found quickly after discovering/developing self esteem and some charisma, some people get drawn to it. Sadly, I get hit on more now that I am married (about to hit 8 years of marriage next month), than I did in my previous 23 years before this marriage. Not sure if just because I’m married or what, but just like there are guys out there that don’t take no, there are women out there too that won’t accept no. It’s a weird thing to have to complain about, but both sides face issues the same nonetheless

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nkunzi 4

He’s the reason you’re not getting laid

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Billsonhamsen 17

I think you need a new friend bro. Someone who is at least slightly worse than you to make it easier to pick up girls.

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