Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied, "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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Doortje 30
Seems like a reasonable argument.
foreverspellman 0
Way to over react. Give the girl a litle time to herself. She'll come around. And if she doesn't, I advise you find someone that gives a flying rats ass about you.
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Comments (101)
Alleged_Cranium 7
Women: you can't live with them and it takes a lot of work to dig a deep enough hole to hide the body.
Angio113 10
WIN! hahaha, and I am one!
sourgirl101 29
Reminds me of... "Guns and Roses" I used to love her, but i had to kill her I used to love her, but i had to kill her I had to put her, six feet under and I can still hear her complain
R34luver 5
ahhhh the good sick minds of guns n roses!
heyheywaddup 7
Wat an ass
iheartglasses 0
Thats pretty unusual but she most likely just needs time alone. I've been irritated and not known why before, but later I usually realize I just needed time to myself. But if your girlfriend does this repeatedly then she has some issues...
theapocalypse451 1
lol, we're women. That's what we do :)
Cinn_fml 23
If this is the first time, give her some space and let her calm down. It might just have been something really silly you did that irked her in the wrong way for some reason, such as she was already having a bad day and that was the final straw. If this is a regular occurance, you might want to reconsider whether or not it's worth your time and effort to keep her from flipping so often. Or maybe find out if she was just saying she didn't know to be nice.
Zebidee 9
This is spot on. Every relationship has stuff happen that is unreasonable and you just deal with it, but if it becomes a habit, walk away. You're not there to be her emotional punching bag.
hcovballer247 0
Most likely pms
FuckMyEveryth1ng 0
Psh. Women.
ThatLooksSticky 16
you did something to annoy her at some point. give her time to figure out what it was, talk to her friend's about it, then get over it.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
**** men! God damn, they're supposed to just KNOW why we're pissed!
cradle6 13
You're being sarcastic but that's what most women basically expect. Very annoying to say the least. :P
Judus_beej 0
your lucky your pretty mermaidsong.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Obviously, I'm sarcastic. To be honest, most women aren't that irrational. At least not the women I know.
misterhat 0
that time of the month?