Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied, "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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Doortje 30
Seems like a reasonable argument.
foreverspellman 0
Way to over react. Give the girl a litle time to herself. She'll come around. And if she doesn't, I advise you find someone that gives a flying rats ass about you.
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Comments (101)
BWill9014 4
yeah... my ex fed me that one several times before lol if you're not caught up yet I would suggest getting a new gf but if you're already caught up then nvm cuz you won't end it then lol
atj0015 0
Welcome to the world. Girls are like that, and it doesn't get any easier.
jimmyaward 0
Sounds normal to me
TheSofaKing 7
If you ignore her long enough she will find someone else to bitch too.
Luckysam1984 0
You can only tell someone something so many times until you get mad at them being a moron...
iHugEmoKids 0
Dont worry about it man. My girl did the same, it happens.
hadeelx15 0
dump her
IWABO2_ 0
Dude most girls are like that. Deal with it like most of the guys do.
macskapingvin 0
I've had that before, but don't worry too much. Sometimes people (both men and women), just get pissed off by something minor and even though they know they are being a bitch for no reason, you can't just drop a bad mood.
t9sti 0
wow that happened to me last night!