By momoffour - 05/12/2010 09:30 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband's secretary named her new baby boy after my husband. Everyone at the office thinks it's funny. My husband says it's a coincidence. FML
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satomi_ishida 0
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OP, as long as "Jr." isn't attached to that, I think you're fine.

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Mpsteve13 7
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gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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yep they're definitely fucking

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FlashBurn 13
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This seems an odd spot to quote Metallica... Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, that would seem a bit more appropriate.

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Furley 4

So, what proof do you have they are fucking?

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iTaylor 0

you know why she named the kid after him? because it's his.

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daBeast155 0
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how common is his name

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Mpsteve13 7
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there's never a wrong time to quote metallica

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FMLYAY 0

Burrning haard loose and cleeaaan

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gingersss 5
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metallics sucks balls

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Alexxx125 0

poop

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KingDingALing 9

44- Fuck you! Metallica is awesome! You're just mad because you listen to boy bands and fake wanna-be rock bands! BITCH!

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nathan5 0
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hey he says metallics not metallica: he believes metal sucks balls...thats weird, what did metal ever do to you?

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MRiKiCCS 0
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26 is right , hubbys been whorein around

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Serec 0
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I think metallic paint is pretty nice.

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RageKage 0
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don't be a scrote. true metallica fans would never quote anything from Load or ReLoad. we mainly stick with Master of Puppets or Ride the Lightning.

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Mpsteve13 7
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Die! by my hand! I creep across the land, killing first born men!

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mikep911 1

Amen!

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mikep911 1

And I see red

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dudeman1212 22
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Creeping death

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Poepiepiesie 3
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Unless she threw a dice to decide the name it is indeed not. But when you just pick a popular name chances are it is.

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dckbtch 2

wow, that sucks

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puffydude1 0

*Everyone

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cvz 0
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She spelt it right. DERP

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beannlove 7

what are you correcting? "everyone" is not mispelled in this FML...

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crudeandrudeguy 29
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I love when a dumbass tries to be a smart ass.

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Rawaha 0
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loser!! that sucks!

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IVANTTOCOME 0

No don't think that Dirty Sanchez is a very common name.

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haiden108 0

totally is.

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Ranimal 12
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Could it be? Hm.

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Waffle817 0
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that is too legit

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Jamieleerichter 0
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It may just be a coincidence. Maybe she just likes that name

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Brandi_Faith 33
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I agree! I mean it completely depends on what the name is! Whether it's a common name or a completely different name that no one has. Everyones baby has a really different. name now, like Knox or Sawyer, or Blake...so if he has a really different name it could be that she's never heard it before and loved it. Hopefully that's why. : /

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yumsugarr 8
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huh. that's special.

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