Today, my boyfriend came over for dinner, but couldn't eat because...

By Anonymous - 24/3/2009 10:41 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over for dinner, but couldn't eat because he had just gotten his tongue pierced. My grandpa heard this, winked at my boyfriend and said "Can't eat now, but I bet that's all you'll be doing in a few weeks..." My super protective father was sitting right next to him. FML

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By tehhotness | 0

#55711 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:11

Your grandpa rules

By McZeal | 0

#55749 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:24

grandpa's a pimp

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By Jasper_fml | 0

#55706 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

rawrlily | 0

#2676371 - Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:29

Nah, they're awesome.

DarksideDoll | 31

#5950198 - Monday 19 May 2014 18:59

Awesome grandpa is awesome.

Benpie | 22

#6539480 - Wednesday 17 February 2016 20:56

69 dislikes

By neonoodle | 0

#55708 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:11

If it was my grandpa, he would've called your boyfriend gay.

lolx7 | 5

#2413427 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 2:09

yeah really! I mean personally I would be peeing myself with laughter

By tehhotness | 0

#55711 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:11

Your grandpa rules

Adrian66_fml | 0

#971666 - Wednesday 31 March 2010 5:44

Grandpa WIN!!!!

kiltsaresexy | 4

#987919 - Monday 3 May 2010 9:16

I agree. That is the coolest line from a grandpa ever.

wiggz1990 | 0

#1006942 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 16:24

awesome grandpa ,,, but sorry about ur dad

By Erinx3 | 0

#55712 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:11

Oh, my God. Hahaha. That would've been me. I hope your father knows it's a joke (Well, for his sake. ;) )

By JackTheRipper_fml | 0

#55715 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:11

atleast your grandpa has a great sense of humor

By gregthestrange | 3

#55732 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:16

hehehe

By ghadir | 2

#55738 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:19

wait i dont get it...can someone explain that...?

titanic12beth | 0

#1487607 - Saturday 2 October 2010 21:16

ever heard the phrase "eating someone out"?

By Anonymus101 | 0

#55739 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:20

Now her father is going to be following her all around for the next few weeks. This is definitely a FML.

By victimofchanges | 0

#55740 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:20

Today my daughter invited her boyfriend over to dinner, but due to a recent tongue piercing he was unable to eat anything. Upon hearing this my father said to her boyfriend, "Can't eat now, but I bet that's all you'll be doing in a few weeks..." when I confronted him about it later all he had to say was "At least she won't get pregnant!" FML

TuxedoBento | 1

#325675 - Sunday 21 June 2009 4:48

Please... stop... that. It's not funny.

By goodtimesx2 | 0

#55741 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:20

#7. As in eating=eating out. Grandpa thinks that they'll get it on