By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 10:41 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend came over for dinner, but couldn't eat because he had just gotten his tongue pierced. My grandpa heard this, winked at my boyfriend and said "Can't eat now, but I bet that's all you'll be doing in a few weeks..." My super protective father was sitting right next to him. FML
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tehhotness 0
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Your grandpa rules

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McZeal 0
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grandpa's a pimp

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Jasper_fml 0
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rawrlily 0
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Nah, they're awesome.

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DarksideDoll 31
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Awesome grandpa is awesome.

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Benpie 22
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neonoodle 0
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If it was my grandpa, he would've called your boyfriend gay.

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lolx7 5

yeah really! I mean personally I would be peeing myself with laughter

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tehhotness 0
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Your grandpa rules

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Adrian66_fml 0

Grandpa WIN!!!!

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kiltsaresexy 4
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I agree. That is the coolest line from a grandpa ever.

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wiggz1990 0
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awesome grandpa ,,, but sorry about ur dad

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Erinx3 0

Oh, my God. Hahaha. That would've been me. I hope your father knows it's a joke (Well, for his sake. ;) )

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JackTheRipper_fml 0
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atleast your grandpa has a great sense of humor

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ghadir 2

wait i dont get it...can someone explain that...?

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titanic12beth 0
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ever heard the phrase "eating someone out"?

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Anonymus101 4

Now her father is going to be following her all around for the next few weeks. This is definitely a FML.

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victimofchanges 0
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Today my daughter invited her boyfriend over to dinner, but due to a recent tongue piercing he was unable to eat anything. Upon hearing this my father said to her boyfriend, "Can't eat now, but I bet that's all you'll be doing in a few weeks..." when I confronted him about it later all he had to say was "At least she won't get pregnant!" FML

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TuxedoBento 1
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Please... stop... that. It's not funny.

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goodtimesx2 0

#7. As in eating=eating out. Grandpa thinks that they'll get it on

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