Today, my boyfriend came over for dinner, but couldn't eat because he had just gotten his tongue pierced. My grandpa heard this, winked at my boyfriend and said "Can't eat now, but I bet that's all you'll be doing in a few weeks..." My super protective father was sitting right next to him. FML
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tehhotness
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Your grandpa rules
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McZeal
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grandpa's a pimp
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Jasper_fml
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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rawrlily
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Nah, they're awesome.
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DarksideDoll
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Awesome grandpa is awesome.
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Benpie
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neonoodle
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If it was my grandpa, he would've called your boyfriend gay.
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lolx7
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yeah really! I mean personally I would be peeing myself with laughter
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tehhotness
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Your grandpa rules
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Adrian66_fml
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Grandpa WIN!!!!
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kiltsaresexy
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I agree. That is the coolest line from a grandpa ever.
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wiggz1990
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awesome grandpa ,,, but sorry about ur dad
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Erinx3
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Oh, my God. Hahaha. That would've been me. I hope your father knows it's a joke (Well, for his sake. ;) )
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JackTheRipper_fml
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atleast your grandpa has a great sense of humor
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gregthestrange
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hehehe
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ghadir
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wait i dont get it...can someone explain that...?
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titanic12beth
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ever heard the phrase "eating someone out"?
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Anonymus101
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Now her father is going to be following her all around for the next few weeks. This is definitely a FML.
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victimofchanges
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Today my daughter invited her boyfriend over to dinner, but due to a recent tongue piercing he was unable to eat anything. Upon hearing this my father said to her boyfriend, "Can't eat now, but I bet that's all you'll be doing in a few weeks..." when I confronted him about it later all he had to say was "At least she won't get pregnant!" FML
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TuxedoBento
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Please... stop... that. It's not funny.
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goodtimesx2
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#7. As in eating=eating out. Grandpa thinks that they'll get it on