By anon - 18/07/2019 14:00

Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
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raven_of_azarath 34
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Why not use flowers and chocolates to apologize, then talk calmly about it?

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RichardPencil 30
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Seems like we need to know the subject of the argument to know if your bribe was sufficient to quell her anger.

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Henry8cooper 15
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You just can't win 😂

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NPDclusterBaware 8
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Communicate, don't use flowers and chocolates

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raven_of_azarath 34
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Why not use flowers and chocolates to apologize, then talk calmly about it?

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RichardPencil 30
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Seems like we need to know the subject of the argument to know if your bribe was sufficient to quell her anger.

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alycion 38
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If she forgot about it, say because I was thinking of you. That’ll give you forgiveness points towards the next. Use our bad memories to your advantage just like we do to you.

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