Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied, "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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Doortje 30
Seems like a reasonable argument.
foreverspellman 0
Way to over react. Give the girl a litle time to herself. She'll come around. And if she doesn't, I advise you find someone that gives a flying rats ass about you.
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Comments (101)
mimealot 0
woman are the devil, plain and simple.
Accept 11
Maybe her way of fighting with you even without a reason is the fact she wants more attention off you? Now you have to find every way to make her happy again
anma_fml 0
it'll be over soon. she's probably just being hormonal and she's on her period. you'll be fine. that's nothing to fml about.
lizzard2903 0
It's hilarious that most people have put it down to PMS. Not all women get angry during that time of the month.. Come on, you need to look at this from another perspective. Generally, when in a relationship there will be times when a couple disagrees on something - this can then stem into a much deeper argument where things are dragged up that are completely irrelevant to the disagreement, thus, possibly forgetting why and how the said disagreement started in the first place. Give yourselves some time to think about it, and how you can make your relationship more open . But also take from this
jjesseroggaa 3
I know how that is. My girlfriend often admits she doesn't know why she's upset. "She just is."
sabroso 0
bang one of her friends. then ask why she's pissed
thatsrugged 2
Cinn im nice ill give you some nice friendly advice... take your fat ass to the gym i think i saw you on another site fatchickswholovedick.com you fail.... epically ;)
kreally 0
I feel for ya OP, I really do, but wouldn't it be easier dumping her and dating someone a little more... you know... sane?
j_cat187 20
rofl was she high?
nbergonzi 1
run..... she has a screw loose and you don't want to be around when it comes undone...