Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied, "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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Doortje 30
Seems like a reasonable argument.
foreverspellman 0
Way to over react. Give the girl a litle time to herself. She'll come around. And if she doesn't, I advise you find someone that gives a flying rats ass about you.
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Comments (101)
ulicksam 0
That's not really that uncommon. Some women are whacked.
Boomshadow 3
She'll get over whatever it is faster if you just treat her right--show respect, don't grovel, maybe do a few extra nice little things for her (but don't make a big thing of it), and pay attention to what she is saying. Then again, if you do that all the time already (which is the right way to be, in my opinion), you're just screwed.
bruski 0
women...lol
ReginalUT 0
Typical ****! Double hammer punch to ears, uppercut, Body slam, crotch stomp= Flawless victory, fatality!!!
jgold14 0
been there, done that
ShaggyMoFo 0
time for a new one!!
cintakay 0
she probably feels guilty for getting angry at you but she's too proud or maybe embarrassed to admit that it's stupid that she got a little angry, so perhaps she is just making it into a bigger deal to avoid confrontation about it which will inevitably happen anyway
Tychonic 0
Women. Can't live with 'em, can't make a sandwich without 'em.
Zacham 5
#28 I hope your joking.
bhimz1 0
sad thing is thats its's pretty damn common