Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 41
In a situation like this, run. And don’t look back.
YouShouldDuck 1
crazy chick alert. ride that roller coaster as long as you can but get off before it derails.
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YouShouldDuck 1
crazy chick alert. ride that roller coaster as long as you can but get off before it derails.
NostalgiaFreak9 41
In a situation like this, run. And don’t look back.
Shabnam Moghal 14
I think
Tripartita 44
…therefore I am.
Shabnam Moghal 14
I think you should apologise. You really shouldn't have done what you did in her dream. Totally unacceptable behavior from you. Apologise and run!
PhoenixChick 26
"did you dream I broke up with you? Because baby, this is going to be a dream come true for at least one of us."
Ilmoran 20
Turn the crazy back on her. Tell her she had no right to dream about you doing something that made her upset, it was an invasion of your privacy and made you feel violated.
davecross 11
Omg she made you do something mean to her in her own head!
Tripartita 44
And that’s when you notice a small metal top spinning on the nightstand.
RichardPencil 30
Give her some time. Sometimes I have dreams that are so realistic, it takes me a few hours to separate reality from the dream. If later on, she is still mad at you, admit your error and apologize profusely ... and update your match.com profile.
arioch_fml 20
Wow you're an asshole Op, I bet you didn't even remember what you did! Kidding, be careful about how you handle the situation though, she'll probably freak out regardless of if you apologize or if you don't.