Intimacy: Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name...

By off to the whorehouse, then - 31/03/2014 21:03 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:46 - Australia

Today, my friend thought she would "save me some time" by spoiling Game of Thrones. FML

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By Little tears - 02/01/2021 14:05 - United States

Today, I was so sad and lonely that I drunkenly masturbated to Game of Thrones scenes featuring Petyr Baelish. FML

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By now my watch begins - 31/07/2017 04:00 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for sneezing too many times during Game of Thrones. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 08:33 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML

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By Heknowsnothing - 13/07/2016 21:09 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I got my giant Game of Thrones tattoo finished. Despite the fact that I had spelt it out for him, the artist wrote 'You no nothing John Snow'. It's the focal part of the tattoo. FML

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By Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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By mynameisnotdrew - 17/02/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2022 14:00

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend bought me a sword from a TV show called Game of Thrones. He seemed disappointed at my reaction, since he spent so much money on the limited edition version. I've never watched the show, and I also have never had any interest in swords, so I don't know what he was thinking. FML

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PhilSnake22 13

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:24

Your penis is now a Lannister, one of the wealthiest penises in all the seven kingdoms.

JACKxRAWR 22

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:23

Well he IS the god of **** and wine.

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arfarfitar 2

Wednesday 2 April 2014 23:46

Don't get married it'll be the red wedding all over again

misspaperwait 4

Thursday 3 April 2014 6:55

Dude that's a compliment! Tyrion is amazing.

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 3 April 2014 21:02

Maybe she just really wants to **** Tyrion Lannister.

rachelm17 15

Friday 4 April 2014 0:02

At least she didn't name it Princess Sofia!!

greenpixi 10

Sunday 6 April 2014 5:35

It's a compliment.

apan 13

Sunday 6 April 2014 9:12

This is probably my favourite FML, ever.

anthony99 14

Tuesday 8 April 2014 20:45

Wiener party, wiener party...

LifeHurts1134 4

Friday 18 April 2014 15:32

This. This is too good

__flowerchild__ 3

Tuesday 29 April 2014 20:02

I'm dying laughing

xenrix 1

Monday 5 May 2014 9:32

half man half man

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Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML

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