By off to the whorehouse, then - 31/03/2014 21:03 - United Kingdom - Brighton

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Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 914
You deserved it 7 805

Same thing different taste

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Your penis is now a Lannister, one of the wealthiest penises in all the seven kingdoms.

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so your tool is angry powerful and strong

OUCH! That stings!!! Hey... At least she thought you were good?

Did its tip get cut of in the battle of the blackwater

Or that's really rude, or she thinks your penis is awesome. Because Tyrion is awesome.

Least your penis knows how the game is played?

Jerepasaurus 12

Tyrion may be a dwarf but he's actually an incredibly well-hung character! Flip a coin to determine her true meaning, because it could go either way. XD

As a GoT fan. I must ask ... How big is it?

Tyrion is known for getting all the pussy... Appreciate it

Unlucky1232 20

so? sure it means your small but it also means your awesome!