Intimacy: Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name...

By off to the whorehouse, then - 31/03/2014 21:03 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:46 - Australia

Today, my friend thought she would "save me some time" by spoiling Game of Thrones. FML

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By Little tears - 02/01/2021 14:05 - United States

Today, I was so sad and lonely that I drunkenly masturbated to Game of Thrones scenes featuring Petyr Baelish. FML

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By now my watch begins - 31/07/2017 04:00 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for sneezing too many times during Game of Thrones. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 08:33 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML

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By Heknowsnothing - 13/07/2016 21:09 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I got my giant Game of Thrones tattoo finished. Despite the fact that I had spelt it out for him, the artist wrote 'You no nothing John Snow'. It's the focal part of the tattoo. FML

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By Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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By mynameisnotdrew - 17/02/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2022 14:00

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend bought me a sword from a TV show called Game of Thrones. He seemed disappointed at my reaction, since he spent so much money on the limited edition version. I've never watched the show, and I also have never had any interest in swords, so I don't know what he was thinking. FML

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Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:24

Your penis is now a Lannister, one of the wealthiest penises in all the seven kingdoms.

JACKxRAWR 22

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:23

Well he IS the god of **** and wine.

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live2loveurself 11

Tuesday 1 April 2014 7:51

Omg! I'm super obsessed too! My bf hates it .. Cause I'm unintentionally ruining it for him, and he's the one who introduced it to me

live2loveurself 11

Tuesday 1 April 2014 7:52

It is SO NOT a boring show!! Why are you glad you don't watch it? Watch it! It's amazing!! Possibly the best show ever aired on TV!

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Tuesday 1 April 2014 8:09

It's better than Ned Stark.

KoalaBek 23

Tuesday 1 April 2014 10:16

Small, but also AWESOME!

twssftw 5

Tuesday 1 April 2014 10:56

Well depending on if she's obsessed with the show or the books, it is either a compliment or quite the burn, respectively.

silverstream20 20

Tuesday 1 April 2014 11:20

Your girlfriend is awesome, just saying.

russfml 31

Tuesday 1 April 2014 11:28

That's an ego killer buddy fyl

nillamilkshake 9

Tuesday 1 April 2014 11:45

THAT sucks

michaeljc7 3

Tuesday 1 April 2014 13:52

Cause it's small?

azyjazy713 11

Tuesday 1 April 2014 15:53

At least Tyrion doesnt **** his sister

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