Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML
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PhilSnake22 13
Your penis is now a Lannister, one of the wealthiest penises in all the seven kingdoms.
JACKxRAWR 22
Well he IS the god of **** and wine.
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Comments (120)
live2loveurself 11
Omg! I'm super obsessed too! My bf hates it .. Cause I'm unintentionally ruining it for him, and he's the one who introduced it to me
live2loveurself 11
It is SO NOT a boring show!! Why are you glad you don't watch it? Watch it! It's amazing!! Possibly the best show ever aired on TV!
BrimfullOfAsher 20
It's better than Ned Stark.
KoalaBek 23
Small, but also AWESOME!
twssftw 5
Well depending on if she's obsessed with the show or the books, it is either a compliment or quite the burn, respectively.
silverstream20 20
Your girlfriend is awesome, just saying.
russfml 31
That's an ego killer buddy fyl
nillamilkshake 9
THAT sucks
michaeljc7 3
Cause it's small?
azyjazy713 11
At least Tyrion doesnt **** his sister