Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML
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PhilSnake22 13
Your penis is now a Lannister, one of the wealthiest penises in all the seven kingdoms.
JACKxRAWR 22
Well he IS the god of **** and wine.
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ralphnader 13
It drinks and knows things.
pranay1201 13
In an ideal world she would call it Brienne of Tarth.