Today, I was so sad and lonely that I drunkenly masturbated to Game of Thrones scenes featuring Petyr Baelish. FML
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Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so lonely I can no longer whack off without bursting into tears and crying like a little bitch. FML
Today, I cried while masturbating because I genuinely couldn't think of a single person that would fuck me in real life. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I jacked off out of boredom and loneliness to pictures on Instagram of girls in their hot Halloween costumes, because I'm such a loser that I haven't been invited to a party, and have no one that wants me to go with them. FML
Today, I was bored and horny. I figured, what the hell, and downloaded an adult visual novel. Five hours later, I was heartbroken and couldn't stop crying. FML
Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
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mcsmee 8
Did you use your Littlefinger?
tounces7 27
Sansa Stark, is that you?
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mcsmee 8
Did you use your Littlefinger?
tounces7 27
Sansa Stark, is that you?
DrSamba1 8
If it's the scene where Arya cuts his throat, I'd say you're a bit twisted. If, OTOH, it's the scene where he's training his girls, that's a huge thumbs up.