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allocomrade, if someone compares a dick to a turtle, it probably means it's small, a chud, or maybe uncircumsized... or even a combination of those, and if was any of those i wouldn't want to made fun of about it by the chick i'm banging. this is an FML, stop your complaining.
354- You know, there's this cool new thing, called the INTERNET, where you can look up, or in fancy scientific terms, GOOGLE, ANYTHING at all. It's crazy! It's so crazy! The first time I tried it, I was, like, 6 YEARS OLD. Maybe you can find out, oh, I don't know, EVERYTHING about Pokémon THERE. I hear that now you can get it on ANY DEVICE THAT YOU WROTE YOUR COMMENT ON. *cough cough* fucktard *cough cough* I LOVED POKÉMON BEFORE I COULD USE THE INTERNET.
say hello to my kakuna, im afraid its only attack is harden :P she culda at least gone with blastoise haha
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You're girlfriend rocks! I now have to name my boyfriend's penis after a pokemon.
What are gf rocks, and why are we calling him that? Or are you calling his penis that? If so, not bad! J/k, I'm aware it was a typo. @OP: Keep her. That's hilarious and adorable and if her sense of humor doesn't make you wanna make love to her like crazy, send 'er my way!
Sorry but you should name your own penis. If that's too hard you should be able to name each of her boobies. Only fair I'd say. Personally I named my own out of boredom and so I wouldn't end up with such a stupid pokemon name
I think a guy naming his own penis is a surefire sign of a reverse freudian complex. Women do not need to have penis envy when there are people like you, who practically build shrines to their own members. Seriously though, if I heard that someone named their own penis, I would assume that they are selfish lovers. So, spread that information cautiously.
@111: I don't really see the problem. Well I have two names I would like my penis to be called, but I've not started having sex yet so it doesn't actually matter at the moment I would either like my penis to be called "Spartan" or "Divine Instrument" (my username lol)
114- AH. AHAHA. AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA. FAIL. 47929/63819647188472x Fail. Oh god. It's 2 am, and I just busted out laughing, and woke my dad up (from laughing loudly). He came in my room, and asked what was so funny, and I read your comment. He replied, "Well, I hope that kid's gay, cause no women would ever fuck a guy who names his dick so retardedly."