Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Darkon
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That is awesome!
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z3r0ram
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Tell her it's evolving
War Turtle
or Blastoise
War Turtle
or Blastoise
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nazooer
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So, just name her vagina lucy
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Cidinho
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Agreed. FML? More like MyLifeisG.
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Sessee
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fuckin' lol.
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lmmmr
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Haha, FYL because your girlfriend is hilarious. That must really suck for you.
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JoeJoe711
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haha, name her Jigglypuff
cuz after she sings you go to sleep;)
cuz after she sings you go to sleep;)
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Osa_fml
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I'd name it "Chansey," #43.
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MastaHorse
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i love naming penises! lol
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T1MT1M
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Now you can say "SQUIRTLE, I CHOOSE YOU." while getting an erection
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humorizer
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Name hers Cloyster.
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seb12992
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Number 25 ftw.
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allocomrade
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THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y is this an FML? ok, maybe you don't like pokemon, but i am telling you that is awesome. now everytime u get a hard on you can say "hey baby, you wanna say hello to blastoides?"
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dowhatiwant
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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blehargh
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Um, I'm pretty sure she didn't name it for being turtle-like, probably because it SQUIRTS
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tarula
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I named my boyfriends BLASTOISE to make him feel better
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delfinofrank
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I can't think about pokemon now without thinking about dicks :(
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bbobe900000
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
oh. my. god. these comments are the funniest thing I have seen on this website. and I agree with everyone who says it's not a FML. it is amazing, I say your girlfriend is awesome.
oh. my. god. these comments are the funniest thing I have seen on this website. and I agree with everyone who says it's not a FML. it is amazing, I say your girlfriend is awesome.
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jet_fml
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25, I think I love you.
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ThatLameGuy
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"She turned my Magicarp into a Gyarados."
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Boxingsweets
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Oh god, I'm tearing up from that comment.
FTW!
FTW!
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chris_247
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you should call ever vagina muk
and if she ever gets an STD and you hav sex with her,u should call her charizard,cuz u kno its gonna burn like hell
and if she ever gets an STD and you hav sex with her,u should call her charizard,cuz u kno its gonna burn like hell
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0___0
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I wish I had a penis so I could name it 'squirtle'
;(
;(
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eldoritoman
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#25 lol
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mclaxin1115
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EPIC FUCKING WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FreddyLunch
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#116: Win!
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LMFAO HAHAHA
WIN!
WIN!
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ScreamToday
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Lawl!
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theodivine
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HAHAAHA YES! 116 = Best response EVER.
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unkinged44
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name her boobs weezing becuase one is bigger http://pokemon-stats.com/galeria/pokemon/weezing.jpg
weezing pic for non pokemon fans
weezing pic for non pokemon fans
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fmlurlife
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what the fuck us a blastoise. why do people like pokemon. i am soo confused
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Mcstroodlenugget
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kinky
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cearalaken
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why is your girlfriend so awesome?? haha
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pandamuffins
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No... name hers... Mike Litoris. (my clitoris)
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HeavySleeper
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haha tha's rich :D
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Epickitty58
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354- You know, there's this cool new thing, called the INTERNET, where you can look up, or in fancy scientific terms, GOOGLE, ANYTHING at all. It's crazy! It's so crazy! The first time I tried it, I was, like, 6 YEARS OLD. Maybe you can find out, oh, I don't know, EVERYTHING about Pokémon THERE. I hear that now you can get it on ANY DEVICE THAT YOU WROTE YOUR COMMENT ON. *cough cough* fucktard *cough cough* I LOVED POKÉMON BEFORE I COULD USE THE INTERNET.
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Benjashby
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say hello to my kakuna, im afraid its only attack is harden :P
she culda at least gone with blastoise haha
she culda at least gone with blastoise haha
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metamorphmagus
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ROFLCOPTER!
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F_Y_Comments
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Could be worse: Weepinbell, Oddish, Gloom, Diglett, Grimer, Snorlax
I think you'd aspire to Onix if we're really going to name them after Pokemon
I think you'd aspire to Onix if we're really going to name them after Pokemon
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thisislove_fml
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HAHAHAHHAA.
you're amazing. XD
i laughed so muchhh.
you're amazing. XD
i laughed so muchhh.
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ILIEKGIRLS
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Weedle
XD
XD
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TheGabe
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Weedle XD "Weedle used string shot!"
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Haut
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fawfulster
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Nah, nah, nah, nah this is bullshit, at least she didn't go with magikarp or even worse: MUDKIP!
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girlperson
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is that meant to be a helicopter?
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ubiquitious
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It's a roflcopter
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edcba54321
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LMAO
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bexox
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Yours doesn't squirt? :/
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Scotticus117
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im pretty sure its a boat, it doesn't say rofl, it says lol, so its a lol boat i guess.
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FreddyLunch
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#119: Mudkip is a pretty good Pokémon actually.
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evlbb2
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So. I heard you liked Mudkips. XD
HisLifeisG
HisLifeisG
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G_tastic
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#98 what is that supose to be a submarine lol hahaha......im not into pokemon but i think its kinda cute that she wanted to name it haha
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frannytrois64
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Oh, i thought it was a really bad picture of a penis XD
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_cheeseballs
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Hahaha! :)
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xxaeroboi189xx
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I named my balls geodude and then when I was five my wirmple evolved into steelix :)
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wingedeggplant
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You're girlfriend rocks! I now have to name my boyfriend's penis after a pokemon.
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BeeSkwaird
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What are gf rocks, and why are we calling him that? Or are you calling his penis that? If so, not bad!
J/k, I'm aware it was a typo.
@OP: Keep her. That's hilarious and adorable and if her sense of humor doesn't make you wanna make love to her like crazy, send 'er my way!
J/k, I'm aware it was a typo.
@OP: Keep her. That's hilarious and adorable and if her sense of humor doesn't make you wanna make love to her like crazy, send 'er my way!
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carmenism
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A great response to a terrible typo!
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DarknessToLight
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to make him feel better.
blastoise
onix
steelix
raquayza(sp?)
blastoise
onix
steelix
raquayza(sp?)
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hallix
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IKR? It's a cute name. Just say that it might be a squirtle now, but it'll evolve after a few battles!
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nomadxx7
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Sorry but you should name your own penis. If that's too hard you should be able to name each of her boobies. Only fair I'd say. Personally I named my own out of boredom and so I wouldn't end up with such a stupid pokemon name
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Hich17
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Named my own, too. Gotta keep out the potential riffraff.
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lmmmr
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I think a guy naming his own penis is a surefire sign of a reverse freudian complex. Women do not need to have penis envy when there are people like you, who practically build shrines to their own members.
Seriously though, if I heard that someone named their own penis, I would assume that they are selfish lovers. So, spread that information cautiously.
Seriously though, if I heard that someone named their own penis, I would assume that they are selfish lovers. So, spread that information cautiously.
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divineinstrument
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@111: I don't really see the problem.
Well I have two names I would like my penis to be called, but I've not started having sex yet so it doesn't actually matter at the moment
I would either like my penis to be called "Spartan" or "Divine Instrument" (my username lol)
Well I have two names I would like my penis to be called, but I've not started having sex yet so it doesn't actually matter at the moment
I would either like my penis to be called "Spartan" or "Divine Instrument" (my username lol)
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The_Flanman
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hmmm... thats a little gay man... lol
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bexox
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You could rip off your pants and yell "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAN!" and then kick someone into the bed. Just a thought.
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septemberlovebug
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hahaha... that's hilarious
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HaveAWaffle
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aren't you that gay guy
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EvilCupcake8361
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name her boobies jigglypuff! XD
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pandabearsmiles
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114- AH. AHAHA. AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA.
FAIL. 47929/63819647188472x Fail.
Oh god. It's 2 am, and I just busted out laughing, and woke my dad up (from laughing loudly).
He came in my room, and asked what was so funny, and I read your comment.
He replied, "Well, I hope that kid's gay, cause no women would ever fuck a guy who names his dick so retardedly."
FAIL. 47929/63819647188472x Fail.
Oh god. It's 2 am, and I just busted out laughing, and woke my dad up (from laughing loudly).
He came in my room, and asked what was so funny, and I read your comment.
He replied, "Well, I hope that kid's gay, cause no women would ever fuck a guy who names his dick so retardedly."
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ddlovatolover
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#7, POKÉMON. IS. NOT. STUPID.
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Callyn
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That's cute. No FML here.
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JarJarBinks_fml
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Ha ha that's so random, but it's kinda cool, in a way. Appropriate too. At least she has a good sense of humour. I agree with #2
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zehr0
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pff, squirtle?
Squirtle, meet BLASTOISE
Squirtle, meet BLASTOISE
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beepmeep
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:D THAT'S MY GUINEA PIG'S NAME
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LebanonBaby
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LOOOOOOOOOL
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MaramaBreaksFace
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Squirtle is better than Slowpoke.
Count yourself lucky.
Count yourself lucky.
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plexico
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Slowpoke is better than Lightning!
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XOfiestypixie
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ahah! very true, plexico!
Type: Water
Height: 6.5 inches
Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot