Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML
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PhilSnake22 13
Your penis is now a Lannister, one of the wealthiest penises in all the seven kingdoms.
JACKxRAWR 22
Well he IS the god of **** and wine.
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Comments (120)
chocolatefrog28 29
As the best character in the whole series, she must think highly of you and your junk. Take it as a compliment.
nix1993 41
Ouch, though you have to admit there's a lot of awesome in that small body... Maybe it's a compliment!
tygerarmy 35
If you've read the books; there's another reason why Shae calls him her "giant of a Lannister."
Enslaved 38
"A Lannister always pays his debts." Must be nice having such a trustworthy ****!
zeemonster424 15
Dude, Tyrion has a LOT of sex. Maybe that's what's in store for your little Lion of Lannister.
sonnyrosa 32
Hey at least she didn't nickname you Theon Greyjoy... spoiler alert... he doesn't have a penis anymore
jorgevianacr 6
Ahh i didn't mean to read it. Damn it!
rebelbelle 17
So its small but cunning?
CSXIV 19
At least your nickname isn't Petyr Baelish.
josiemorehouse 12
#28 - For some reason, I just think Petyr Baelish, aka Littlefinger, has a small winkie. I just don't see him as being well endowed. He just seems sly, manipulative, and weasely. Petyr has a little Petyr. :)
tumtum888 12
Thick and short eh? FYL, OP
Rajni_dev 12
Still better than Theon Greyjoy (;
live2loveurself 11
OMG HAHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING (no sarcasm)
vlalam 24
Rofl... Well, Tyrion is a player and the one that constantly gets all the ladies, so have fun!!!