Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
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xXHollowIchigoXx
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That's god telling you he doesn't like you.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Jesus: Fuck! Fore!!!!
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xXHollowIchigoXx
| 17
That's god telling you he doesn't like you.
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
It's a sign of the apocalypse. Take cover!!
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silvercamaro
| 22
I think tiger woods is nearby, he can't seem to get the ball on the course these days
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SlenderMann
| 10
You sure it was a golf ball? Or was it realization? No I'm kidding OP. I hope you aren't really hurt.
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
Good balls be going crazy now a days.
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
Shit.
*golf
*golf
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TorturedXeno
| 27
This is almost as mysterious as that FML about the guy who saw the ninja on his neighbor's room every morning.
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TheReaper13x
| 10
I don't believe in god and I think that's funny
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Carmstro
| 13
64 I'm an atheist and I thought your comment was unnecessary at the very least
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green2go
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64 all you are I respect your opinion but please keep it to yourself all you are going to do is piss people off
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sens3sfailing
| 24
we did have a very nice discussion about religion on a thread a few weeks back, but as another atheist, really not the appropriate time for a similar discussion. we should be talking about balls...GOLF balls...or balls...whichever one I guess
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ging3r5
| 3
I thought of JD and Turk hitting golf balls off the roof of Sacred Heart
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VengeanceChicken
| 12
I remember that FML
It was priceless.
It was priceless.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Jesus: Fuck! Fore!!!!
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MissNicky177
| 6
LOL
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Z_Diggy
| 8
What's his handicap?
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Over 9000.
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Puffytruffles
| 18
Was probably Moby Dickwad.
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savage93
| 11
I hit a golf ball out of my back yard nd i dont noe where it went. :/
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
savage93 - You're from Madera, so I forgive your spelling mistakes.
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savage93
| 11
Like i give a shit
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EpicBlondie89
| 19
Starts a ”squeaky! squeaky!” chant.
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EpicBlondie89
| 19
Crap. Ignore ^^
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howdeedoo
| 22
Maybe there are some angry squirrels out there
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andyyroxx
| 20
I know he's a chipmunk, but the commenter above still seems a bit suspicious.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Fuck you! I hate squirrels! Those bastards keep stealing my nuts!
And I'm a girl.
And I'm a girl.
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lilhellian
| 26
*Hands squeaky the bag I collected for her* :) Just being a helpful pomeranian! :D
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gc327072
| 29
28/ you ain't fooling me, I know you're just sticking around b/c y'all had a dog/chipmunk child.
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lilhellian
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That's a lie, I really like her! :D She's cute riding that toy.. Just don't give her caffine..
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SqueakyChipmunk
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Das messed up, 29
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lilhellian
| 26
Don't call her an ungodly freak! :( She's adorable!
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Carmstro
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I was thinking that a bird might have dropped it. I've seen birds flying around with man-made objects in their talons before. :/
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SqueakyChipmunk
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Keastwood, you have offended my child. Prepare to die.
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sens3sfailing
| 24
*starts taking bets for the fight between the insane chipmunk that is probably on cocain against the orangutan who talks to his fingers* my bets on the chipmunk
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lilhellian
| 26
I bet on squeaky! :D
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143dav
| 8
Go buy a lottery ticket. This doesn't happen every day so maybe it's fate's signs to you :)
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superswagbro
| 7
I wouldn't call that "lucky".
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hannaaaahr
| 33
If it was a sign, I doubt it was fate telling OP that she was lucky, more likely that it was fate telling OP to stay in the house and never come out again
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sens3sfailing
| 24
you are statistically more likely to die on your way to buying a lotto ticket, than said lotto ticket being a big winner.
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im_bored_tired
| 12
That's what you get for running over bob!!
-Other angry squirrels
-Other angry squirrels
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ma12r
| 22
seems legit...
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sushichick
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It was Happy Gilmore of course!
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LolPieRofl
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Thats what i thought! Haha i love that movie
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lilhellian
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There's a thumbing option for a reason.. Please don't let the hard work of the FML monkeys go to waste..
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lilhellian
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There's a thumbing option for a reason.. Please don't let the hard work of the FML monkeys go to waste..
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WhatYouMean
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THE SKY IS FALLING!!!
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Redoxx_fml
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Squidward the sky had a baby!
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mizuki123
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Reminds me from gym today.. This kid chucked a ball trying to make that basket. He failed, almost hitting a kids head. Twice..
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
Tried?
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30- No, trying fits.
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OldMemoriesFade
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Your name says it all, "wtf" is right.