By WasntWorthIt - 30/07/2014 17:04 - United States - Concord

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Today, my husband thought it would be romantic to pick me up and fall on the bed with me while we were kissing. Our faces smashed together as we hit the bed, and my tongue is still bleeding on and off. FML
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Danny_Boy12 13

Atleast he tried....

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Secret_Ninjaa 35

Well.. I mean.. It could've been worse..?

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Danny_Boy12 13

Atleast he tried....

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foxwasalamb 24

its good to keep romance alive in a marriage, especially if you've been married for a long time

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Lebeaugars95 20

but did you die OP?

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Nasir_Jones 12

He gets an "E" for effort.

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steve727 2

^he should've gotten a V

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slutfactory 17

I agree. It's good that he was making an attempt to be romantic with his wife; a lot of guys lose that after marriage. Unfortunately, the little romantic things you see in movies or books require a lot more coordination and strategy than you'd think.

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ruxtain 15

Like your pic ;)

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Secret_Ninjaa 35

Well.. I mean.. It could've been worse..?

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cakefete2 30

As a fan of the show "sex sent me to the ER", I can say with assurance that you are right.

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Itsjustaphase 8

Thanks! I was looking for a new show to watch. :D

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nlm92 15

Yeah, it's almost as disappointing as shower sex!

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Kruiser 16

My heart bleeds for you

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naajster 14

well OP's tongue is also bleeding

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danthehuman 29

It turned you on at first.. Then it turned you off.

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Jaee1992 4

Aweeee that's sweet though lmao stuff like that happens. When the pain and bleeding stops it will be a funny memory!

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Alikia96 20

"Did he hit you?!" "No mom, we were about to have passionate love when our heads smashed together..." Sounds like a convincing story

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sometimessam 16

No one ever believes the true story.

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J215B 33

It definitely wasn't the kind of smashing they were anticipating...

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subhaan786 19

Well it's the thought that counts right? Ahahaha sorry but that's hilarious unlucky OP

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chadermcchaf 16

Points for effort?

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subhaan786 19

His heart bleeds for you, your tongue bleeds for his

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trellz17 19

Putting pressure on your tongue will stop the bleeding relatively fast. But that was romantic of your husband

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