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Today, my husband thought it would be romantic to pick me up and fall on the bed with me while we were kissing. Our faces smashed together as we hit the bed, and my tongue is still bleeding on and off. FML

By WasntWorthIt / Wednesday 30 July 2014 17:04 / United States - Concord
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  Lebeaugars95  |  19

but did you die OP?

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  Nasir_Jones  |  12

He gets an "E" for effort.

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  slutfactory  |  17

I agree. It's good that he was making an attempt to be romantic with his wife; a lot of guys lose that after marriage. Unfortunately, the little romantic things you see in movies or books require a lot more coordination and strategy than you'd think.

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