Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
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Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
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musu_fml 0
Why on earth would you throw projectiles at other people's moving vehicles? That's a dangerous and dickish thing to do. You utter, utter idiots. I hope you get a conviction that you have to explain to any future employers. #2 I don't know about whichever country this happened in, but if it were in mine I'm sure some kind of assault law, or vandalism, or SOMETHING that covers causing a danger on the roads, would cover it, if there isn't a direct "throwing projectiles at traffic" law.
PlasticShark 0
You deserve that - you could cause someone to crash their car, think about what you're doing...
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IPreferBlondes 0
Wow Musu. Just, wow. You have got to be the most uptight hypocrit I have seen comment on this sight. They threw water balloons... thats not gonna hurt a damn thing, its water... you know? The same shit that falls on your car when it rains. The is no way a water balloon is gonna cause someone to crash, and if someone is startled enough to loose control and crash over a little water, they should not be driving in the first place. Kids are kids, they do things that are fun, its called enjoying life. If you follow the rules your whole life and never do anything that might just have a negative outcome, your going to be a very boring individual with no friends. Shit I'm sure its to late for you, sitting on ur ass for over an hour commenting on how kids need to go to jail for having fun. Do the world a favor and become a little carefree, no one likes to deal with people like you. Except your mommy. FYL my friend.
sil5092 0
off duty cops have red lights.. the only people who only have blue lights are firemen... just saying
415chick 0
Wow... people are really this stupid?
marycjones 0
If that happened to me, I'd beat the living crap out of you and each and every one of your dumbass friends.
thejayscho 0
only blue lights means its a fire rescue car....hence why you didnt notice them because a lot of ordinary cars owned by volunteer firefighters have them inside
marycjones 0
#63, who prefers blondes, Obviously, a whole group of aimed water balloons versus rain IS going to affect a driver differently. Rain is normal. A bunch of thrown water balloons is not. Imagine if an older lady or a younger teen driver suddenly had one side of their car smacked with water balloons. If you're in a car, you know that you'd hear em, quite possibly feel em even if they ARE water balloons since they're thrown at such a close range. Btw, your: "If you follow the rules your whole life and never do anything that might just have a negative outcome, your going to be a very boring individual with no friends." Some people like avoiding trouble, jackass, and they're fine with that.
musu_fml 0
#63 If a waterballoon (or multiple waterballoons in this case) hit the windscreen and obscure the driver's vision, even for a short while, don't you think that's dangerous? You think throwing things at other people's cars is an acceptable way to have fun? Even if no damage is caused, how do you think the people in the cars are going to react? Is it going to make them happier? Is it going to brighten up their day? Or will it just annoy them? Is annoying other people how you get your kicks, #63?
ilse1989 0
What are you, 5? Jeesch, so dangerous.
kandace 0
its called an 'under cover' or 'unmarked car' idiot. chances of an off duty stoping his family car on his day off to talk to a bunch of kids for throwing water ballons is highly unlikely. and im glad the on duty cop pulled over, throwing shit at cars is so not cool
nowayss 0
Dumb bitches.