Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
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musu_fml 0
Why on earth would you throw projectiles at other people's moving vehicles? That's a dangerous and dickish thing to do. You utter, utter idiots. I hope you get a conviction that you have to explain to any future employers. #2 I don't know about whichever country this happened in, but if it were in mine I'm sure some kind of assault law, or vandalism, or SOMETHING that covers causing a danger on the roads, would cover it, if there isn't a direct "throwing projectiles at traffic" law.
PlasticShark 0
You deserve that - you could cause someone to crash their car, think about what you're doing...
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tagedawg 0
you would think the lights bulbs and the word POLICE ment anything?
wooters 1
**** u all i'm I'm with #7 i'm 14 and I would so do this it's for the thrill smart ones we don't give a shit about the consequences like seriously bad luck to of caught a cop but if someone on here says they didn't do something as bad as this, then they need to get out more.
Al3x4nd3R 0
I think that u shouldn't get anything more than a warning for that but I think that throwing water ballons at cars is just something to say "Oh shit" if it was my car. Most people in here need to get a life. At least I got one and I am 17 and I wil do a water ballon fight in my house with my friends. my average grades are 90 so even if u are smart u should get a life. NERDS!
Al3x4nd3R 0
I forgot to say that u all are so STUPID for making a big fuss about a simple water ballon.
rends 0
and u couldn't tell......
lsufan003 0
I've done it a lot and haven't gotten caught cause I'm fast and smart
Felfire 0
say you were washing it :P
lol32360 0
its my friends and i not me...
TheZarola 10
You're a hypocrite. You didn't use the proper its/it's. Also, you didn't capitalize the beginning of your sentence or the word I.
djwonderbread_fml 0
It's friend and I.
i13Zero 5
EPIC KHIL!