Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
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Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Didn't see ya there
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Less haste, less speed
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
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musu_fml 0
Why on earth would you throw projectiles at other people's moving vehicles? That's a dangerous and dickish thing to do. You utter, utter idiots. I hope you get a conviction that you have to explain to any future employers. #2 I don't know about whichever country this happened in, but if it were in mine I'm sure some kind of assault law, or vandalism, or SOMETHING that covers causing a danger on the roads, would cover it, if there isn't a direct "throwing projectiles at traffic" law.
PlasticShark 0
You deserve that - you could cause someone to crash their car, think about what you're doing...
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rectim34 0
lol that's what happens
Electrolight_fml 0
Uhh this is so dumb. Though, I've done this with little snowballs myself about two years ago (when I was 13) without thinking about the risks and consequences. So I guess, I'm no-one to talk..
eeee93757 0
You're a ******* retard, YDI
justjayit 0
Duh.
mattmag 0
#23, I once saw a car get pulled over by an undercover cop in a truck cab on the Florida Turnpike. It was pretty surreal. You can't always spot them.
IPreferBlondes 0
To #69, your sorta proving my point about you being uptight. Being a laid back person, a few water balloons hitting my car isnt gonna bother me. Ill probly say "wtf" but I know its people just having a good time. There is risk in everything we do, throwing water balloons at cars is fun, and very low risk of anything bad happening. People free climb mountians, jump out of planes, surf 15 foot waves, and ride raging bulls. Its risk and it makes life fun. You cant run from them cause something just might go bad. I used to be uptight and worry about everything, then one day I woke up and realized I was bored with my slow predictable life. Thats a nicer way of what I was trying to say. Dont dislike/critisize someone cause they took a risk and lost, just laugh at their misfortune and wish them better luck next time.
SVelasquez 0
That's against the law. It's considered endangerment and attempting to disrupt the flow of traffic. It's also downright stupid and negligent. Water balloons hitting a car in the right place could scare the driver and cause him or her to lose control. It could also cause an accident or get somebody killed. Though some people may think little of it, if a driver has road rage you are potentially putting YOUR life at risk. If it scares a driver to death, he or she could plow into another car or worse, pedestrians. There's a good reason not to throw water balloons at cars and is why those laws are in place. I'm not being uptight, I'm just telling you some basic facts. Although I think it is a bit immature to do this, you're a teenager. I wouldn't expect much less.
IPreferBlondes 0
#79, If someone crashes because a balloon hits their car, do you think they should be driving in the first place? I mean, if you really lack the self control to not flip out and crash your car cause you were startled, why are you behind the wheel? How can you possibly have the ability to avoid a real accident? This is one of those 1 in a million deals, no need for us to debate it. Yes throwing a water balloon at a car "might" cause an accident, but the odds of that happening are insanely low. Just like that chick who died from masturbating, Its rare to die from it, but its still worth the risk. If you dont know what chick I'm talking about, it was on 1000 ways to die. She was using a carrot and it cut her a little, then the movement caused air to get into her bloodstream and go to her heart, killing her.
dcapp 0
my friends and i. not me nice try
sleepless15_p 0
You, your friends and number 2 are EXTREMELY stupid. I hope you try this again sometime and you get beat up.