Cars, Accident, ACAB and Transportation: Didn't see ya there

Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 182

You deserved it 102 482

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 797

You deserved it 65 976

By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 112 690

You deserved it 6 448

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 973

You deserved it 13 750

By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 743

You deserved it 55 969

By anonymous - 28/12/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 077

You deserved it 4 045

By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 893

You deserved it 49 531

By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 384

You deserved it 39 707

By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 728

You deserved it 8 346

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 222

You deserved it 72 623

By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 329

You deserved it 255 524

Unre4l 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:26

Karma's a bitch...

Sone_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Haha you totally deserved that. I agree with #1

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Unre4l 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:26

Karma's a bitch...

ColonelCusswords 24

Sunday 6 July 2014 18:25

especialy if you rubberneck

Sone_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Haha you totally deserved that. I agree with #1

luxor21221 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:35

HAHAHA SUCKER

RLJJ 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:35

Did the cop write "+1" on his door ?

karleigh 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:53

Goodjob, asshole.

valuemeal2 1

Monday 23 March 2009 12:53

Karmic retribution FTW!

Jimboom 11

Monday 23 March 2009 13:05

Ha ha!! Owned! But you deserved that.

kingnor 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:13

No karma needed. Learn to drive.

idrivefast 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:26

That's why you need to pay attention to the road! I swear, friends kill. Too busy talking to them to pay attention to where the bloody hell you're going