Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
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musu_fml 0
Why on earth would you throw projectiles at other people's moving vehicles? That's a dangerous and dickish thing to do. You utter, utter idiots. I hope you get a conviction that you have to explain to any future employers. #2 I don't know about whichever country this happened in, but if it were in mine I'm sure some kind of assault law, or vandalism, or SOMETHING that covers causing a danger on the roads, would cover it, if there isn't a direct "throwing projectiles at traffic" law.
PlasticShark 0
You deserve that - you could cause someone to crash their car, think about what you're doing...
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sleepless15_p 0
wickedlove 0
I loved that the first car that came along just happened to be an unmarked police car. Isn't life funny like that? Divine intervention.
musu_fml 0
#78 You may not care if someone throws water balloons at your car, but plenty of people would care; because it is someone else choosing to throw something at you without getting your consent first. There IS a risk involved, however slight, in having your car hit with water balloons. With that being the case, how does ANYONE have the right to submit total strangers to that unneccessary risk without their permission? For that matter, what right does the OP have to touch other people's personal property, their cars, in ANY way without asking them first? You talk about mountain climbing and surfing, those all have one key componant; the people involved CHOOSE to be involved. The drivers of the cars hit by the OP's water balloons did not. If you want to be laid back and chill out, that's fine, but don't inflict annoyances or danger on other people in the process, and don't expect me to be laid back when driving; it's the most dangerous activity most of us ever do regularly, and it's the number one killer for people in my age group (I'm 24). So forgive me if I take things a little more seriously than you seem to do when it comes to throwing things at cars, okay?
cthulhu1138 1
That kind of thing could easily cause an accident with an inexperienced driver. Or, if the driver had a bad day and a shotgun in the trunk, things could get pretty interesting.
FuzzMonkey09 0
Zoooooooooooooooooooooops. Run away while you can!
IPreferBlondes 0
Musu. You are right. Its isn't right to throw water balloons at peoples cars. If you get mad at a couple water balloons hitting ur car, I dont care, cause your not gonna be happy anyhow. Lifes better when you look at the positive.
soozin 0
..wow what a ****** up and immature thing to do, why don't you think about the consequences before doing something? What if the balloons hit the windshield and throw the driver off guard and causes him or her to jerk the wheel? YDI
aws865 0
My friends and I.....
chuksnwali 34
That's what concerns you?
bellstrange 0
I hope you went to jail for vandalism...and terrible grammer.
boysinabooth 4
Apparently you need to check your GRAMMAR as well.
dudemitch 0
64 and 67 the color of emergency vehicle lighting varies state to state. in illinois fire vehicles us red lighting while police are required to use a combo of red and blue (except the city of chicago, which has strictly blue lights) other states (georgia comes to mind) use all blue for law enforcment vehicles. and ny/nj i beleive use only red for police vehicles.