Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
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musu_fml 0
Why on earth would you throw projectiles at other people's moving vehicles? That's a dangerous and dickish thing to do. You utter, utter idiots. I hope you get a conviction that you have to explain to any future employers. #2 I don't know about whichever country this happened in, but if it were in mine I'm sure some kind of assault law, or vandalism, or SOMETHING that covers causing a danger on the roads, would cover it, if there isn't a direct "throwing projectiles at traffic" law.
PlasticShark 0
You deserve that - you could cause someone to crash their car, think about what you're doing...
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Comments (155)
lazorzpewpew 0
YDI At least you didn't run into a bulky dude on his bad day who would get out and beat your asses
christopherlove 0
Your lucky it was a cop. You should have gotten your little ass beat.
your_life_blows 0
I did somehting just like that once. I was mooning cars with friends at night and the last car we were gonna moon was a cop. One if my friends stayed and called us ******* for running. Was he high???
215statechamp 0
I learned early on always have a hiding place pre determined if it gonna do shit like that
cmac86 24
Duh! Not the smartest guys, are we?
rocker8877 0
Dumbasses
overachiever 0
It's not the end of the world, but that's still a dumb ass thing to do. HAHA!
toddth3rod 0
hahaha, i did that shit before
babaloo59 0
same happenede to me but the guys were all like 20 and super buff i hopped a bunch of fences and hid in a bush they found me and my friends called the cops and i have to go to court o ya and im 14 this was on haloween and i hit the guy in the face
Compass 0
I'm pretty sure what OP and his friends did could be classified under vandalism, and/or assault with a deadly weapon (I know it's silly but if garden hoses and penises can be considered deadly weapons, to each his own). OP: You and your friends are dicks. No matter how harmless it seems, it will cause trouble. What if you threw water balloons on a freshly-washed car? Now they have to dry it off again before spots form.