By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

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Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
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And in the meantime his friends hung out in the driveway, right? Pure class that is. Be glad the jackass is gone.

Sounds like he deserves a Falcon Punch.

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Seeing as that it was her boyfriend I wouldn't say that the "easy" card applies here. Grow up!

That has nothing to do with it, you immature asshole. Leave her alone.

Sounds like he deserves a Falcon Punch.

A Falcon Punch to the nuts would be appropriate in this situation.

yeah uhh sex-driven idiot i hope u broke his dick

And in the meantime his friends hung out in the driveway, right? Pure class that is. Be glad the jackass is gone.

hahaha #2, falcon punch ftw

I guess he just wanted one for the road

Wait so he had sex with you while his friends waited downstairs? LOL WTF

That's common

Doesn't make it right.

Well they were in the driveway

lol #7 i was thinking the same thing this guys a jerk & a half!!

sounds like this guy's pretty much a bamf

sounds like you're pretty much a douche

ok, will somebody please tell what a "BAMF" is?

Bad Ass Mother Fucker

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Any guy that's proud of his heterosexuality is automatically a pig.

you should be happy that he's gone now. good riddance. what an ass.