FML : Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression,...

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Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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You deserved it

By lollipopp56 - / Thursday 26 March 2009 06:09 / Canada

Intimacy

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By Tucatz | 0

#59863 - Thursday 26 March 2009 04:53

And in the meantime his friends hung out in the driveway, right? Pure class that is. Be glad the jackass is gone.

By Bubs_fml | 0

#59858 - Thursday 26 March 2009 04:53

Sounds like he deserves a Falcon Punch.

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By d347hm4n | 0

#59857 - Thursday 26 March 2009 04:53

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Kennzz | 0

#3371281 - Saturday 1 October 2011 01:10

Seeing as that it was her boyfriend I wouldn't say that the "easy" card applies here. Grow up!

Littlebit0595 | 4

#5555624 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:56

That has nothing to do with it, you immature asshole. Leave her alone.

By Bubs_fml | 0

#59858 - Thursday 26 March 2009 04:53

Sounds like he deserves a Falcon Punch.

SinfulRose | 0

#332619 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 08:01

lmao xD wow

samabomination | 19

#5527282 - Sunday 9 June 2013 04:25

A Falcon Punch to the nuts would be appropriate in this situation.

reqret17 | 13

#6268442 - Tuesday 21 April 2015 12:09

yeah uhh sex-driven idiot i hope u broke his dick

By Tucatz | 0

#59863 - Thursday 26 March 2009 04:53

And in the meantime his friends hung out in the driveway, right? Pure class that is. Be glad the jackass is gone.

By jiaoh | 0

#59871 - Thursday 26 March 2009 04:55

hahaha #2, falcon punch ftw

By zbots | 0

#59874 - Thursday 26 March 2009 04:56

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By amirn86 | 0

#59877 - Thursday 26 March 2009 04:57

Wait so he had sex with you while his friends waited downstairs? LOL WTF

Steel_BZ | 8

#4012494 - Thursday 9 February 2012 09:23

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Littlebit0595 | 4

#5555625 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:57

Doesn't make it right.

Puffpie | 23

#6199179 - Wednesday 11 February 2015 07:34

Well they were in the driveway

By ohhboyy | 0

#59884 - Thursday 26 March 2009 04:58

lol #7 i was thinking the same thing this guys a jerk & a half!!

By maedoc | 0

#59896 - Thursday 26 March 2009 05:02

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Bobdoleomega | 0

#2727475 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 04:28

sounds like you're pretty much a douche

magentaballoon15 | 8

#2839343 - Thursday 7 July 2011 05:58

ok, will somebody please tell what a "BAMF" is?

stupidgingers | 6

#3387705 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 09:04

Bad Ass Mother Fucker

Littlebit0595 | 4

#5555627 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:58

Grow up. :l

By Owned_fml | 0

#59897 - Thursday 26 March 2009 05:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Littlebit0595 | 4

#5555621 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:54

Pig

Jnerdy97 | 13

#6540743 - Friday 19 February 2016 07:54

Any guy that's proud of his heterosexuality is automatically a pig.

By shehzeenahmed | 0

#59910 - Thursday 26 March 2009 05:08

you should be happy that he's gone now. good riddance. what an ass.

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