Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
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d347hm4n
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Kennzz
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Seeing as that it was her boyfriend I wouldn't say that the "easy" card applies here. Grow up!
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Littlebit0595
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That has nothing to do with it, you immature asshole. Leave her alone.
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Bubs_fml
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Sounds like he deserves a Falcon Punch.
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SinfulRose
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lmao xD wow
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samabomination
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A Falcon Punch to the nuts would be appropriate in this situation.
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reqret17
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yeah uhh sex-driven idiot i hope u broke his dick
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Tucatz
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And in the meantime his friends hung out in the driveway, right?
Pure class that is. Be glad the jackass is gone.
Pure class that is. Be glad the jackass is gone.
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jiaoh
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hahaha #2, falcon punch ftw
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zbots
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I guess he just wanted one for the road
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amirn86
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Wait so he had sex with you while his friends waited downstairs? LOL WTF
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Steel_BZ
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That's common
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Littlebit0595
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Doesn't make it right.
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Puffpie
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Well they were in the driveway
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ohhboyy
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lol #7 i was thinking the same thing this guys a jerk & a half!!
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maedoc
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sounds like this guy's pretty much a bamf
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Bobdoleomega
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sounds like you're pretty much a douche
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magentaballoon15
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ok, will somebody please tell what a "BAMF" is?
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stupidgingers
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Bad Ass Mother Fucker
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Littlebit0595
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Grow up. :l
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Owned_fml
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Littlebit0595
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Pig
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Jnerdy97
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Any guy that's proud of his heterosexuality is automatically a pig.
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shehzeenahmed
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you should be happy that he's gone now. good riddance.
what an ass.
what an ass.
Pure class that is. Be glad the jackass is gone.