By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

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Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
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Tucatz 0

And in the meantime his friends hung out in the driveway, right? Pure class that is. Be glad the jackass is gone.

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Bubs_fml 0

Sounds like he deserves a Falcon Punch.

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d347hm4n 0
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Kennzz 0

Seeing as that it was her boyfriend I wouldn't say that the "easy" card applies here. Grow up!

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Littlebit0595 4
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That has nothing to do with it, you immature asshole. Leave her alone.

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Bubs_fml 0

Sounds like he deserves a Falcon Punch.

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samabomination 19
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A Falcon Punch to the nuts would be appropriate in this situation.

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reqret17 13
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yeah uhh sex-driven idiot i hope u broke his dick

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Tucatz 0

And in the meantime his friends hung out in the driveway, right? Pure class that is. Be glad the jackass is gone.

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jiaoh 0
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hahaha #2, falcon punch ftw

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zbots 0

I guess he just wanted one for the road

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amirn86 0
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Wait so he had sex with you while his friends waited downstairs? LOL WTF

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Steel_BZ 8

That's common

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Littlebit0595 4
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Doesn't make it right.

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Puffpie 24
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Well they were in the driveway

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ohhboyy 0
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lol #7 i was thinking the same thing this guys a jerk & a half!!

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maedoc 0

sounds like this guy's pretty much a bamf

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Bobdoleomega 0
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sounds like you're pretty much a douche

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magentaballoon15 8
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ok, will somebody please tell what a "BAMF" is?

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stupidgingers 6

Bad Ass Mother Fucker

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Jnerdy97 13
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Any guy that's proud of his heterosexuality is automatically a pig.

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shehzeenahmed 0
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you should be happy that he's gone now. good riddance. what an ass.

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